What are some backhanded compliments that are very subtle?
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I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing.See you later!
Not if I see you first.
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You too? Haven't been able to edit for a couple of weeks. I think it has to do with a ban on some comm.
It's about 50/50 if I can edit in the web UI, but I haven't been able to edit from Voyager for at least a few weeks
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I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.
This is the most fun way to see just how shitty a racist is. The ones that still have a modicum of shame end up trying to tap dance around outright saying the quiet part out loud, and making them super uncomfortable playing dumb is my favorite way to interact with those kinds of people.
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The ol uncle Iroh
"Wisdom has been chasing you all your life but you have always been faster"
Bad sarcasm me and my friends do
Any response to "ive been thinking" that is shocked. Like "Wow. And?" Or "good for you"
or any form of "yeah, youre getting there"
Basically rember that perfection is impossible and that comparison is the thief of joy but be a dick lol
Whenever my wife says anything along the lines of “I’ve been thinking”, my go-to response is always “do I need to call the church?”
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The ol uncle Iroh
"Wisdom has been chasing you all your life but you have always been faster"
Bad sarcasm me and my friends do
Any response to "ive been thinking" that is shocked. Like "Wow. And?" Or "good for you"
or any form of "yeah, youre getting there"
Basically rember that perfection is impossible and that comparison is the thief of joy but be a dick lol
I'm sure both of you enjoy that joke
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"I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are"
Awe thanks!
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How are any of these SUBTLE
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How are any of these SUBTLE
I think that greatly depends on to whom you are speaking.
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I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing."I love how you can just wear whatever."
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The ol uncle Iroh
"Wisdom has been chasing you all your life but you have always been faster"
Bad sarcasm me and my friends do
Any response to "ive been thinking" that is shocked. Like "Wow. And?" Or "good for you"
or any form of "yeah, youre getting there"
Basically rember that perfection is impossible and that comparison is the thief of joy but be a dick lol
Any response to "ive been thinking"
I usually quickly respond "you okay?" in a concerned tone.
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You seem like management material.
Like middle management if you want to get extra spicy and yet still subtle
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In the south, it’s considered a polite way to say “go fuck yourself”
Where I’m from it’s a nice thing to say, sort of like saying thank you. It’s basically the same as saying “god bless you”. Regional differences are fun!
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This works only in Dutch. I used to work in the service industry, where every now and then you'd have rude or ungrateful people.
In Dutch, the formal way of saying 'thank you' is 'Dank u', but that's very close in pronunciation to French 'dans cul', meaning 'in the ass'.
So with people I secretly loathed I would thank them with an ever so slight French twang.
In the Southern United States men will do this with Northern men passing through. Mumbling yes ma'am instead of yes man.
Real cuntish if you ask me, I think they need a taste of their own medicine.
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The best part is that it isn't really an insult.
Statistically speaking, any given person is most likely to be near the peak of the bell curve of a given thing.
Someone being offended by it means that they think they're above average, and you think they're average. There's nothing wrong with being average...most people are.
Which always reminds me of a saying: When you're trying to comprehend human behavior you need to remember how dumb the average human is... Then remember that half of humans are dumber than that.
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I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing.This could be one: https://lemmy.world/post/36281961
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I may need to say something that is (seemingly) nice about someone, but I’d prefer it be very subtly backhanded or nearly believable hyperbole.
Edit: I realized that I was imagining something like how the Colbert Report was done where it’s easy to believe I’m agreeing when really I’m spoofing.I like to say "don't flatter yourself" when somebody says something self-demeaning
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Which always reminds me of a saying: When you're trying to comprehend human behavior you need to remember how dumb the average human is... Then remember that half of humans are dumber than that.
George Carlin!
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Where I’m from it’s a nice thing to say, sort of like saying thank you. It’s basically the same as saying “god bless you”. Regional differences are fun!
Aww— leaky Nazi cunt has a cry cry
Kill yourself
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My experience is it's used as "go fuck yourself" when it's coming from strangers or people trying to place themselves as superior.
In more familiar relationships, it can also can be used to express sympathy (especially about pain or difficult circumstances), as thanks, or to communicate you've misunderstood something (but it's okay that you did).Aww— leaky Nazi cunt has a cry cry
Kill yourself
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Yeah I know (not familiar with the precise connotations but the general concept at least.)
I don’t see why it would be a compliment in any way, at most it would just be confusing.
Aww— leaky Nazi cunt has a cry cry
Kill yourself
