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      I literally drive 80km yesterday to turn off and on a fiber converter that the client assured me he had already turned off and on.

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        I literally drive 80km yesterday to turn off and on a fiber converter that the client assured me he had already turned off and on.

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        Easy money.

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          Easy money.

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          Easy needless death risk by car.

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            This is not a new concept in medicine. They have a defibrillator for that

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              I literally drive 80km yesterday to turn off and on a fiber converter that the client assured me he had already turned off and on.

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              Had a tech drive an hour and half to a site where the onsite staff couldn't get a server to boot last week.

              Somewhere between scheduling and actually driving down (half a day later), someone came to work that understood how the power button works, but didn't bother to let anyone know that it was already booted back up and working.

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                Easy needless death risk by car.

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                Win/win. You can bill for travel time and expenses. And if you die on the way you got off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride!

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                  Wow, lifetime support.

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                    Always mount a scratch monkey

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                      I literally drive 80km yesterday to turn off and on a fiber converter that the client assured me he had already turned off and on.

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                      I once drove 6 hours (3 to get there and 3 to get back) to turn a printer off and then on again for a customer who refused to touch it at all.

                      I even told him I'd charge him the emergency rate and for a minimum of 8 hours. He was undeterred. It was easy money, but that day trip SUCKED.

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