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Hand cranked and twisted

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  • E [email protected]

    That was the joke

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    my reading comprehension is an anvil

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

      my reading comprehension is an anvil

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      In that you read like someone who is hammered?

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      • extremedullard@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

        so, no Quinoa?

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        Quaaludes

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        • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

          It's probably pork and you know it.

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          100% hog

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            100% hog

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            cranks hog furiously AROOOOOO!! HELL YEAH, BROTHER!

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              You're not the boss of me.

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                That's way to high for sausage

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                  Hand cranked? That sounds like a me sausage

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                  • M [email protected]

                    Ahhhh this is what the boys mean when they talk about cranking their hog!

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                    men are trash, we talk about the obvious. What else are you meant to do, NOT crank your hawg?

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                      Something something "have you seen the finger?" Something something

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                      • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                        my reading comprehension is an anvil

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                        I suck at English so no worries, it might be just me

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                          The Q is the quince jelly you serve it with, natch.

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                            how would 15^(25/lb) work?

                            (Also, why is pound's symbol lb and not something like pd?)

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                              Finally, a sequel to Meatspin. After 45 purchases, you are officially garlic!

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                                how would 15^(25/lb) work?

                                (Also, why is pound's symbol lb and not something like pd?)

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                                Its 15.25/lb, and you know it.

                                LB stands for Libra Pondo. Its a latin relic from the Roman empire meaning pound by weight.

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                                  Me wants!

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                                    To be eaten in moderation as trans fats can be harmful to heart health.

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                                    I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Extra trans on my fats please.

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                                    • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      men are trash, we talk about the obvious. What else are you meant to do, NOT crank your hawg?

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                                      ABSOLUTELYCRANKINGMYMFHOG

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        how would 15^(25/lb) work?

                                        (Also, why is pound's symbol lb and not something like pd?)

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                                        I've never seen pd in my life. Wtf are you talking about

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                                        • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                          Its 15.25/lb, and you know it.

                                          LB stands for Libra Pondo. Its a latin relic from the Roman empire meaning pound by weight.

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                                          I did not know the second part. TIL

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