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      I don't get it. Einstein's makes bagel sandwiches. This is what they do.

      Is it not sliced like a bagel? Seems like you'd have to specifically request this.

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        My dad asked for a biscuit with butter on it, both sides; the girl at the counter spread the butter all over the outside of an uncut biscuit, both sides

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          What are we looking at...?

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            Instructions were: sliced with butter not toasted.

            Edit: no wait I see it. Plain bagel sliced. You're a basic bitch. No problems here.

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              Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
              I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.

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                Here's the medical field clarification for cut planes...
                I'm not sure if bakery has its own "cuts of meat" lingo.

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                Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists!

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