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    Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
    And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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        Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
        And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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        'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

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          'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

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          Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

          Wait a minute...

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            I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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              We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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              Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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                I feel attacked

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                  The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

                  Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

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                    Sedentary September sounds better

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                      We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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                      Cicis pizza buffet.

                      Just don't eat 22 slices in 45 minutes.

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                        Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

                        Wait a minute...

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                        Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they're supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

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                          Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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                          Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!

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                            One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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                            Sometimes I'll get two chipotle bowls if I'm feeling especially peckish

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                              I feel attacked

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                              I feel successful

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                                I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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                                Lol Brokie

                                /s

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                                  Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                                    Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
                                    And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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                                    i'm sorry you weren't assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.

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                                      500 greater than steps per day

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                                      Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

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                                        Challenge? Bro this is just life

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                                        I do believe that is the joke.

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                                          If you read it aloud it doesn't sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it's saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?

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                                          x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

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