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    #29

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      Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
      And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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      'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

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        'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

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        Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

        Wait a minute...

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        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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          I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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            We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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            Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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            • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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              I feel attacked

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                The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

                Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

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                  Sedentary September sounds better

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                    We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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                    Cicis pizza buffet.

                    Just don't eat 22 slices in 45 minutes.

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                      Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

                      Wait a minute...

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                      Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they're supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

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                        Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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                        Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!

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                        • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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                          Sometimes I'll get two chipotle bowls if I'm feeling especially peckish

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                          • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                            I feel attacked

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                            I feel successful

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                              I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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                              Lol Brokie

                              /s

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                                Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                                  Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
                                  And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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                                  i'm sorry you weren't assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.

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                                    500 greater than steps per day

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                                    Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

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                                    • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                      Challenge? Bro this is just life

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                                      I do believe that is the joke.

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                                        If you read it aloud it doesn't sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it's saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?

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                                        x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

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                                          Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                                          You can workout every day and still do all the other things. Good luck keeping a relationship though hah

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