monthly challenge
-
Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
And i am female... Doos that makes me male?'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.
-
'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.
Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.
Wait a minute...
-
This post did not contain any content.
I don't think I can go back to my 20s.
-
We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.
Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?
-
This post did not contain any content.
I feel attacked
-
This post did not contain any content.
The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?
Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.
-
This post did not contain any content.
Sedentary September sounds better
-
We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.
Cicis pizza buffet.
-
Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.
Wait a minute...
Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they're supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.
-
Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?
wrote last edited by [email protected]Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!
-
One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.
Sometimes I'll get two chipotle bowls if I'm feeling especially peckish
-
I feel attacked
I feel successful
-
I don't think I can go back to my 20s.
Lol Brokie
/s
-
This post did not contain any content.
Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.
-
Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
And i am female... Doos that makes me male?i'm sorry you weren't assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.
-
500 greater than steps per day
Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.
-
Challenge? Bro this is just life
I do believe that is the joke.
-
If you read it aloud it doesn't sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it's saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?
x>5 <=> 5>x
-
Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.
wrote last edited by [email protected]You can workout every day and still do all the other things. Good luck keeping a relationship though hah
-
Sedentary September sounds better
I've already started in Jerk-off July
