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  • A [email protected]

    'Fraid so. Check your mailbox for the hardhat and a return label for the seatbelt cutter.

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    Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

    Wait a minute...

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      I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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      • E [email protected]

        We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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        Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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          I feel attacked

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            The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

            Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

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              Sedentary September sounds better

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                We’re probably talking about dollar menus, gas station food and Cicis pizza buffet.

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                Cicis pizza buffet.

                Just don't eat 22 slices in 45 minutes.

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                  Funny, but I had a seatbelt cutter long before I realized I was a woman.

                  Wait a minute...

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                  Seatbelt cutters kind of have a sixth sense about who they're supposed to be with and will seek out those in need.

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                    Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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                    Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!

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                    • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                      One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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                      Sometimes I'll get two chipotle bowls if I'm feeling especially peckish

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                        I feel attacked

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                        I feel successful

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                          I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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                          Lol Brokie

                          /s

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                            Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                              Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
                              And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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                              i'm sorry you weren't assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.

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                                500 greater than steps per day

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                                Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

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                                  Challenge? Bro this is just life

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                                  I do believe that is the joke.

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                                    If you read it aloud it doesn't sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it's saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?

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                                    x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

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                                      Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                                      You can workout every day and still do all the other things. Good luck keeping a relationship though hah

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                                        Sedentary September sounds better

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                                        I've already started in Jerk-off July

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                                        • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                                          One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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                                          Maybe the old sizes, their servings are miniscule now. And the prices went the opposite direction.

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