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    Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

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    Gourmet take out especially at that sweet $1.50!

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    • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

      One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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      Sometimes I'll get two chipotle bowls if I'm feeling especially peckish

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      • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

        I feel attacked

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        I feel successful

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          I don't think I can go back to my 20s.

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          Lol Brokie

          /s

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          • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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            Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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            • N [email protected]

              Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
              And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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              i'm sorry you weren't assigned your appropriate doodle at birth. But! You can make a handy one out of gak, some condoms, some rubber bands, and some nylons. I hear.

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                500 greater than steps per day

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                Yeah so I did the math. 500 is supposed greater than your number of steps per day.

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                • console_modder@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                  Challenge? Bro this is just life

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                  I do believe that is the joke.

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                  • N [email protected]

                    If you read it aloud it doesn't sound right, but from a mathematical perspective it's saying the number of steps per day should be less than 500, which I think is the intention of the writer, no?

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                    x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

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                    • I [email protected]

                      Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

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                      You can workout every day and still do all the other things. Good luck keeping a relationship though hah

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                      • K [email protected]

                        Sedentary September sounds better

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                        I've already started in Jerk-off July

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                        • kinther@lemmy.worldK [email protected]

                          One Chipotle bowl could be two of my meals, just to be fair. That's $12 there. Add a cheeseburger or nuggets on a cheap menu and we are talking about $20 per day. 20 * 30 = $600, so still a lot.

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                          Maybe the old sizes, their servings are miniscule now. And the prices went the opposite direction.

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                          • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

                            I've already started in Jerk-off July

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                            Sad to hear you didn’t finish.

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                              Before you do that, better study this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysautonomia

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                              • N [email protected]

                                Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
                                And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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                                No it just means you dobt get points. Think this is a treehouse situation.

                                Its fine. The girls only version can have drugs.

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                                • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.dayX [email protected]

                                  x>5 <=> 5>x 🤓

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                                  Can't tell if an Excel enthusiast or a palindrome aficionado. 🤔

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                                    • no, I prefer the sex
                                    • no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
                                    • yes
                                    • no, not enough
                                    • ok is easy, I have a dog
                                    • doable
                                    • not on this economy
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                                    • B [email protected]

                                      Yes that's the intention but they got the order wrong, it would make more sense if it was written as ateps/day < 500

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                                      It's so wrong it underflowed into somehow being right again.

                                      Unusual? Sure. Mathematically? Right.

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                                      • T [email protected]

                                        People don't know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols

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                                        It's a bit weird, but imo not wrong. 500 > steps/day or steps/day < 500 is the same. As long as the big end of the < or > is at the 500 it makes sense. It only doesn't make sense if you literally read 500 > steps/day as "five hundred greater than steps a day" instead of parsing it as math.

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                                          People don't know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols

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                                          It’s correctly used in the text.

                                          Number of steps < 500 is equivalent to 500 > number of steps.

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