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  • B [email protected]

    they meant less than 500 steps a day

    smh

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    Who writes it that way???

    It’s read out "500 less than steps a day"

    Favorite subject of them grammar not was.

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      Eating expensive. Buying alcohol. Delivery because of the low steps/day.

      I’m too broke for this.

      Though… Is a drop of alcohol sufficient? Is watching at porn for a second sufficient? Is running an idle game for 5h sufficient? Does cycling, crawling or a wheelchair count for steps?

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      • N [email protected]

        Already 5.5/7. Woohoo
        And i am female... Doos that makes me male?

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        Yes, you officially lost he iron.

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        • F [email protected]

          The first two seem too loosely defined. Does it count if I just log on to e621.net, select latest/popular and then close the window down? Or do I actually have to watch porn and masturbate to completion? Does daily alcohol count if I drink a Bud Light, or make myself a fancy cocktail? Or do I need to get blackout drunk?

          Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming (I don't have the attention span for it anymore) and running on 5 hours or less of sleep.

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          Toughest for me would probably be 5-8 hours of uninterrupted gaming

          https://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

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            That's called middle age. You're on!

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            • N [email protected]

              Who writes it that way???

              It’s read out "500 less than steps a day"

              Favorite subject of them grammar not was.

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              500 greater than steps a day.

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                That doesn't sound very healthy physically. But mentally? Yes!

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                  If I get paid, fuck yeah I'm on it!

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                  • M [email protected]

                    That doesn't sound very healthy physically. But mentally? Yes!

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                    Mentally healthy? Since we have 2 kids I rarely sleep 8 hours, 6 is the new norm, and it's definitely not helping mentally. I still try to get 8K steps daily, doing 500 or less would make me even more miserable.

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                      I wouldn’t last 24 hours.

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                      • N [email protected]

                        Who writes it that way???

                        It’s read out "500 less than steps a day"

                        Favorite subject of them grammar not was.

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                        technically the symbol is parsed as "greater than". So syntactically they are not wrong, but we are not accustomed to reading it like that

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                        • M [email protected]

                          That doesn't sound very healthy physically. But mentally? Yes!

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                          That's the trick though, especially as you get older. The stuff that sounds like an awesome relaxing reset and will surely be nice at the time, is not always the activity that will actually leave you feeling better afterwards.

                          A frustrating example is being tired in the middle of the day on a weekend when I wanted to be productive in my hobbies & house work. If I take a nap, will that save me evening or ruin my evening?

                          There's a lot of trial and error, since we're all different.

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                          • T [email protected]

                            People don't know how to use greater-than or less-than symbols

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                            such as yourself you mean?

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                            • K [email protected]

                              500 greater than steps per day

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                              aka steps per day less than 500

                              I don't get why people have a problem with this

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                              • A [email protected]

                                I think <500 steps a day is meant here.

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                                Yes that's what they wrote in the OP

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                                • basxto@discuss.tchncs.deB [email protected]

                                  Eating expensive. Buying alcohol. Delivery because of the low steps/day.

                                  I’m too broke for this.

                                  Though… Is a drop of alcohol sufficient? Is watching at porn for a second sufficient? Is running an idle game for 5h sufficient? Does cycling, crawling or a wheelchair count for steps?

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                                  no, that's how you get around the limit

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                                    Completed it

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                                    • K [email protected]

                                      500 greater than steps per day

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                                      It’s to give your heart a reason to have a heart attack.

                                      If you can’t get any better, the only way to go up the leaderboard is to incapacitate your opponents.

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                                      • M [email protected]

                                        such as yourself you mean?

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                                        Nope, it's wrong lol

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                                        • gerryflap@feddit.nlG [email protected]

                                          It's a bit weird, but imo not wrong. 500 > steps/day or steps/day < 500 is the same. As long as the big end of the < or > is at the 500 it makes sense. It only doesn't make sense if you literally read 500 > steps/day as "five hundred greater than steps a day" instead of parsing it as math.

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                                          Only reason it's so jarring is the context has people parsing the whole list as language and they weren't expecting to have to abruptly parse a mathematical expression.

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