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My child won't stop singing the "Lava Chicken" song from the Minecraft movie. How do I go on living?

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    Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

    Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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    Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.

    It give’em an hour.

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    • C [email protected]

      Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

      Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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      Tell him or her that if it's underground, it's called magma rather than lava.

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      • lumidaub@feddit.orgL [email protected]

        Record it from all angles at all opportunities and play the video at their wedding. Until then, sustain yourself on the antici

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        pation.
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        That is some damn fine dadding right there. I think this is a perfect plan.

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        • andyburke@fedia.ioA [email protected]

          THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES, DAD!

          ... Oh? It doesn't?

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          I do live for those moments...

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          • _netnomad@fedia.io_ [email protected]

            since the kid presumably likes games and/or memes i would suggest starting with this beatle classic https://youtu.be/dJ1KaspORsE?si=n2Jg5i8r8YmPQu6u

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            Wow, you actually managed to find the other song I absolutely hate when he plays!

            Our neighbor got him started with undertale and let me tell you... He is not good at it, and man does he get angry when he dies.

            But his undertale tantrums are another story, for now let me just express how tired I am of hearing the undertake soundtrack which he plays on loop, especially megalovania!

            You know I played that game once, I thought it did some clever things, but never again... That boy has ruined it for me.

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            • Z [email protected]

              It has very little to connect with even if you do play minecraft. If you watch youtubers play minecraft, on the other hand, it's probably perfect.

              It's basically a gen Alpha (maybe Z at a stretch) cringe comedy movie more than a minecraft movie. That's mostly just the setting.

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              His uncle took him to see the movie (a real bullet dodged for me).

              I saw the honest trailer for it and decided it was exactly as much of the movie as I needed to see.

              https://youtu.be/Rg_jppK1I2Q

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              • mydarkesttimeline01@ani.socialM [email protected]

                I mean it's not Baby Shark?

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                He has a set of shark PJs, and whenever he wears them I sing [his name] shark do do do do do...

                And he immediately responds "STOOOOP DAD! PLEASE! I ALREADY TOLD YOU BEFORE!"

                And I'll never stop doing it

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Interrupt by yelling "CHICKEN JOCKEY" every few bars.

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                  I'm not sure that's really gonna make the situation better though...

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                  • facedeer@fedia.ioF [email protected]

                    Depending on your child's age and your bond you could also simply get rid of the child.

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                    Oh man... That's the dream. I think I've missed my window for that though, at this point the wife is pretty committed to keeping him.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      It is not a good movie, but my kids enjoyed it, so I got some vicarious pleasure out of the experience. I wouldn't watch it on my own.

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                      I don't know why people dislike it so much other than the girl and her brother doing a terrible job at being relatable or authentic. I thought Jack Black and Jason Momoa did a great job and I'm not even a fan of Momoa.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Tell him or her that if it's underground, it's called magma rather than lava.

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                        Haha, that's a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just "well actually" at him until he stops.

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                        • N [email protected]

                          put some headphones on, blast some music to drown it out

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                          Honestly, this is probably the answer.

                          "SORRY KID, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC. WHAT? IT'S CALLED RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, YEAH YOU'D LOVE IT. WHAT? NO, NOT TILL YOU'RE OLDER"

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                          • aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA [email protected]

                            that's what they™ want you to do

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                            Right!

                            Nice try son.

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                              Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.

                              It give’em an hour.

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                              Unleash...the Sandstorm!

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                              • C [email protected]

                                Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

                                Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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                                Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.

                                Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It's so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.

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                                • C [email protected]

                                  Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

                                  Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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                                  Start singing it with them. Do it sincerely. You'll either kill their joy or you two will have a moment.

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I'd hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what's another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?

                                    Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?

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                                    Go out for a pack of cigarettes, start over.

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                                    • gradually_adjusting@lemmy.worldG [email protected]

                                      Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.

                                      Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It's so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.

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                                      Yeah but DuckTales is quality. So that's fine.

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Yeah but DuckTales is quality. So that's fine.

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                                        Yep. He immediately dialed into it because Gravity Falls is an old favourite, and these shows share a good bit of DNA. I just like to hear Danny Pudi.

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                                        • S [email protected]

                                          It is not a good movie, but my kids enjoyed it, so I got some vicarious pleasure out of the experience. I wouldn't watch it on my own.

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                                          Yeah same. It was our first theater experience together and we had a blast. The movie is aggressively mediocre although it does have a few moments.

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