Also is not some pointy horn red devil, Lucifer and all the angels, fallen or not, are super hot and attractive.

You forgot:

Has been attributed with many characteristics from old pagan gods, just for churches propaganda reasons.

Has been attributed with many silly characteristics from modern entertainment medias.

Does not really want your filthy discarded souls that were on their way to oblivion. Now those whiny bitches are blown in to his back yard and keep complaining about the ambient temperature.

Behold: The pinnacle of attractiveness.

Hey, ancient people were weird. How many ancient myths involved someone having sex with an animal? By comparison to a donkey or a swan, yeah, this doesn't look half bad.

I see you queen. Stay holy

Also, this is from that

where's baphomet's boobs??

gender affirming surgery? 🥹