Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped

[baggachipz@sh.itjust.works]

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

[wise_pancake@lemmy.ca]

I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.

[abfarid@startrek.website]

What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?

[crazi_man@europe.pub]

I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).

[vonreposti@feddit.dk]

wide-ass

They're probably implying exactly this.

[a_union_of_kobolds@lemmy.world]

Maybe for strollers?

[a_union_of_kobolds@lemmy.world]

Same, literally its my job

[argh_another_username@lemmy.ca]

I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.

But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.

[random_character_a@lemmy.world]

There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".

This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"

[semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.world]

It’s probably for ADA compliance

[semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.world]

They should have the umpires sign in braille

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Compliance with their wide asses!

[hux@lemmy.ml]

If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.

[myster0n@feddit.nl]

How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?

[grrgyle@slrpnk.net]

I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical

[thebat@lemmy.world]

That 'Women' door be thicc tho

[sippycup@feddit.nl]

Username checks out.

[21cabbage@lemmynsfw.com]

Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.

[jewbacca117@lemmy.world]

ADA compliance most likely. If you look closely, everything on the Umpire door is also in Braille.