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Gives a mom a reason to live 5/5

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    Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

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    Well, we each have our talents.

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    • H [email protected]

      Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

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      You must have an interesting family.

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        Wouldn't it get warm from the body heat?

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          It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

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            Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

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              Wouldn't it get warm from the body heat?

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              That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.

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                Sadly doesn't exist. I was gonna send the Amazon link to my alcoholic aunt šŸ˜‚

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                  It's has occured to me that it's probably a wine bottle sized bladder in the side rather than being entirely filled with wine

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                  Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

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                    The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

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                      The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

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                      A reason to live, but a vehicle for death šŸ˜ž

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                      • siskourso@odin.lanofthedead.xyzS [email protected]

                        Only calls for 750 bottles of wine to fill it up!

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                        Real winos buy wine in bulk

                        1000024773

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                          Finally they released the Esquie plushy.

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                            Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                            Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                              Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                              Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                                Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                                Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                                Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because "all quality wines are bottled with corks". I've had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

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                                  The basic white bitches population will be reduced…

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                                  they should

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                                    Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                                    Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                                    Plastic is problematic though

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                                      This and I want some boxing sex training too please!

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                                        Franzia really stepped up it's game.

                                        Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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                                        See a box with a built in tap is dangerous for me, it lasts half as long as it would in a bottle. Plus I swear it makes for the WORST hangovers.

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                                          Brb I'm going to release a vibrating version and become a billionaire.

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