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      I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?

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        I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?

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        You need to fart more

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          I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?

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          "Lightning without thunder" would make more sense.

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            I hate this saying. Have you never encountered just rain?

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            I know!

            I love Fleetwood Mac but this line always grinds my gears.

            Oh, thunder only happens when it's raining

            No, it thunders without raining fairly frequently! It usually goes together, but not always.

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              Why tf would you be embarrassed? As long as you're not pissing and farting in public?

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                You need to fart more

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                I'm already basically an Evinrude.

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                  I'm already basically an Evinrude.

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                  I like motor boating.

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                    thanks my man ✊😔 I really needed this today

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                      Wait until you're done, the gas pressure increases the flow rate.

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                        I like motor boating.

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                        Thats how you get pink eye.

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                          I took this advice while visiting a friend interstate.

                          I catastrophically shat myself.

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                            Its hard to tell the difference between a fart and a shart

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                              Its hard to tell the difference between a fart and a shart

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                              good thing it doesn't matter while you're sitting on the toilet

                              i mean, you do sit to pee, right? right?

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