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  • snokenkeekaguard@lemmy.dbzer0.comS [email protected]
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    subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS This user is from outside of this forum
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    I bet he plays Meinkraft

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      Why does a flower spread root to grow? Why do worms dance in the warm soil?

      Not rethorical question, it's so they can feed on your decomposing body, doing so will be more productive than whatever you are going commenting stupid stuff like that

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        Why does a flower spread root to grow? Why do worms dance in the warm soil?

        Not rethorical question, it's so they can feed on your decomposing body, doing so will be more productive than whatever you are going commenting stupid stuff like that

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        Well it's a very very stupid joke. Exactly the kind I adore and I had a very hearty laugh at it. Probably much more than all the people who misunderstood my meaning. What you were doing, exerting such effort to try to insult me over a joke, I have really not the slightest idea. You should really examine for what you want to spend your life, because I have to tell you, this is not the correct direction.

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        • subarctictundra@lemmy.mlS [email protected]

          I bet he plays Meinkraft

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          *MeineKraft!

          Oder

          Mienenhandwerk

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            Well it's a very very stupid joke. Exactly the kind I adore and I had a very hearty laugh at it. Probably much more than all the people who misunderstood my meaning. What you were doing, exerting such effort to try to insult me over a joke, I have really not the slightest idea. You should really examine for what you want to spend your life, because I have to tell you, this is not the correct direction.

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            If you call that effort, you must be some seriously lazy cunt

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              If you call that effort, you must be some seriously lazy cunt

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              I meant what I said and I'm not looking to get into some jerkoff with you.

              Bye.

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                *MeineKraft!

                Oder

                Mienenhandwerk

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                Mein Leben!

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                  I meant what I said and I'm not looking to get into some jerkoff with you.

                  Bye.

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                  Sure thing, enjoy jerking yourself, but do you have to announce it here?

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                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

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                      Wow! Incredible! Thank you so much! You are brilliant!

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                        *MeineKraft!

                        Oder

                        Mienenhandwerk

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                        Always those Pincer-Germans

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                          Nah, you're right. This wasn't a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It's got a bit of wit, but it's got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

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                            *MeineKraft!

                            Oder

                            Mienenhandwerk

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                            I think a mine (as in e.g. a coal mine) would be a Bergwerk, not a "Mien".

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                              I think a mine (as in e.g. a coal mine) would be a Bergwerk, not a "Mien".

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                              Mine, die

                              1 a) (wirtschaftlich genutztes) unterirdisches Erzlager; Bergwerk

                              1 b) unterirdischer Gang, Stollen

                              The German word for mine is Mine

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                                Mine, die

                                1 a) (wirtschaftlich genutztes) unterirdisches Erzlager; Bergwerk

                                1 b) unterirdischer Gang, Stollen

                                The German word for mine is Mine

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                                Ok thanks.

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                                  Nah, you're right. This wasn't a good joke. I was going to say something, but you beat me to it. It's got a bit of wit, but it's got too many set-ups. Kills the flow.

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                                  Actually I liked it enough to comment a sarcastic response.

                                  People hated that lol 😁

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                                    That was more humorous than I expected. It took me a second, but the delay made it even better.

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                                      Because humor is the only thing many of us can turn to as a solace from the crushing realities of modern life.

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                                      Probably always been the case...

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                                        Meanwhile, Operation Valkyrie...

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