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    If it’s Michelob Ultra, you’re basically drinking water anyway; have you not seen Landman yet?

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    I understood only letters

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    • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zoneN [email protected]

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      Explain?

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        Explain?

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        They have some issues... And I have personal experience my half-cousin is one and is kinda fucked up.

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          When one woman tried to contact me from what my man brain thinks could be some sort of attempt at a date, she listed out going to the gym, music, cooking, and my eyes almost wanted to roll into my skull.

          I went for it anyway, didn't really date, just investigated the person and talked normally.

          She raised too many red flags and my reaction was fuck no!

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          Care to share more details? Gym, cooking and music just sound super generic, but maybe I'm already too old to get some cues

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          • broadfern@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

            That’s how I made about half of my friends, probably wait for a dating scenario though.

            Probably start with taking turns infodumping about your favorite topics if you’re on a date with someone similar.

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            As I get older (late 30s) it seems to be working. Talking about going to therapy seems to at least not be a detriment.

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              Casual interest yes, takes horoscopes seriously no.

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              and casual interest is definitely okay with me, therefore gimme a 'yes' to astrology. I have a serious interest in metaphysics so if someone can match me on my journey through quantum consciousness and they have a ton to say from an astrology perspective, I'm all ears. Anyone who is that interested in how the mind works is probably interesting person, imo, and worth having at least as a friend even if they think the hour I'm born determines who my woman is lol

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                9/11 listed separately from historical tragedies =|

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                • icastfist@programming.devI [email protected]

                  Care to share more details? Gym, cooking and music just sound super generic, but maybe I'm already too old to get some cues

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                  Super generic. I'm apprehensive and avoid jumping into a date. She acts pretty interested, but at one point asks for a gift card. I'm already ambivalent, and this is a red flag.

                  So I go for it anyway (already seeing her in the friendzone, and consider the money acceptable to waste), find out she does not have any way to recieve it and it would costs extra. I think screw this, not worth it. She says she won't force me to if I don't want to.

                  Then goes 160° and says "why are you being so stingy", "I asked you because I consider you a good friend" (we barely meet), and "just buy the giftcard". I was basically only keeping the dating option open on principle that I should give everyone a chance, and was fine with friendship.

                  But that was one hell of a red flag, and when I lost contact for other reasons, I just didn't want to contact her for some more potential manipulation.

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                    high functioning

                    I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?

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                    Hard disagree.

                    I’d take being on the road with massholes any day over fighting SF Bay Area traffic.

                    Yes, massholes are frustratingly aggressive to the uninitiated. But we’re predictably aggressive. Like, if you leave space, someone’s gonna fit their car there.

                    Contrast that to the much more chaotic and oblivious shit you see on the regular in the SFBA - people tend to do distracted driving shit a TON more there, and are generally more oblivious to their surroundings, which often causes more traffic and more collisions.

                    Source: grew up in SFBA; have lived in Boston for well over a decade.

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                      Hard disagree.

                      I’d take being on the road with massholes any day over fighting SF Bay Area traffic.

                      Yes, massholes are frustratingly aggressive to the uninitiated. But we’re predictably aggressive. Like, if you leave space, someone’s gonna fit their car there.

                      Contrast that to the much more chaotic and oblivious shit you see on the regular in the SFBA - people tend to do distracted driving shit a TON more there, and are generally more oblivious to their surroundings, which often causes more traffic and more collisions.

                      Source: grew up in SFBA; have lived in Boston for well over a decade.

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                      Touché±. Predictable drivers are so under-appreciated.

                      And hating on other cities(’ drivers)—an annoying habit I learned in the Pacific Northwest—is kinda tacky.

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