Cheat Codes Activated
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For goth girlfriending.
I'm not giving them to you, you could steal them and prevent me from being a goth gf
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Women in heels, wearing makeup, having a skincare routine, picking clothes that flatter their figure, getting their hair done: they're having fun and expressing themselves!
Men wearing shoe lifts, getting hair plugs: what insecure losers.
I definitely phrased that poorly. Getting hair plugs isn't insecure, but often it's insecurity that drives men to get it and definitely causes them to not talk about it afterwards.
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5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.
If it’s Michelob Ultra, you’re basically drinking water anyway; have you not seen Landman yet?
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I'm not giving them to you, you could steal them and prevent me from being a goth gf
Well that's just fine then. Have a nice day.
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Astrology = yes
Red flag
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It's surprising more men don't wear heels when dating. Women have all sorts enhancements, it's only fair we do the same.
Ha I think there’s a long list of enhancements that many women do that more men should do. Put effort into your outfit, smell decent, drink a little less than normal when on a date.
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Why history? If a woman came up toe and started talking about bronze age trade routes and the contributing factors for the fall of the Indus valley civilization I'd be more than happy. Wait the guy who made this is a gormless pissant, astrology is a red flag.
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I think shoe lifts are more common than you'd think, we've had a couple of major politicians accused of wearing them, but it's kinda like hair implants, you've gotta be pretty insecure to get them in the first place (I've tried shoe lifts, they're awful over maybe an inch), so they're too insecure to talk about it either.
I used to have a 1.5" leg length difference, so I had to wear a big lift in one of my shoes throughout middle and part of high school as I had a few surgeries to slowly fix the difference. It was a major pain, and I often rolled my ankle in gym class and sports.
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Astrology = yes
Red flag
hell nah gimme the witches
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In Boston, yes. We are a city of high functioning alcoholics.
high functioning
I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?
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hell nah gimme the witches
Casual interest yes, takes horoscopes seriously no.
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And thigh highs and skirts and makeup. Would be epic.
Tried black nails for a bit and got mixed reviews. Just started in a j*b so I guess I would not be painting them outside weekends.
Gotta go out more tho.
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5 beers/hour is pacing yourself? My man you are an anxious alcoholic.
that is the joke that is there
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why are boston celtics controversial?
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It's time to d-d-d-d
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Where's your startup to deliver AI managed IV alcohol microdosing
change that to microbrew micro dosing and you might be on to something. where do I invest?
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Furries:
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why are boston celtics controversial?
Chances are that they like a different team.
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If it’s Michelob Ultra, you’re basically drinking water anyway; have you not seen Landman yet?
I understood only letters
