You have to make 40 dollars in 3 hours or your family will explode. What do you do?
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Um...my job?
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Depends how you define "make"
If standard pay from job is too late, then I'd sell a CSP or CC from my brokerage account and I technically "made" the premium
If that's not urgent enough, take some jewelry to a pawn shop and hock it
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Um...my job?
Right? 3 hours is $288. Any other families that need not exploding?
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Sell my shirt to my dad for $40. I’m pretty sure he’d rather buy my shirt than explode.
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Run to the neighbours and try to sell some DVDs
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Sell my car to the next person who walks by, I guess.
But I'll hint to them (family) strongly that I won't be selling two cars, so they need to get less explodey.
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Time to get into sex work.
I don't have anything I could sell that quickly, even.
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Time to get into sex work.
I don't have anything I could sell that quickly, even.
Was my first thought tbh.
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Ask my friends to transfer money real quick.
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I make that in an hour of work. So... keep doing what I'm doing?
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sell a joke to my family for $40.
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40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.
Sorry family. I got into the flow at work. Oops about that.
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Get a loan from the local loan shark.
Go to the roulette table at the casino. Bet it all on 32.
Lose my bet.
Go back to the local loan shark for $40.
Bet the $40 at the roulette table.
Lose.
Repeat until either I get the money to pay the loan shark and save my family. Or I gues it's RIP for my family and my kneecaps.
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Easy. Sell a gun on FB Marketplace for a ridiculously low asking price. It would sell faster than I would be banned.
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I make that in an hour of work. So... keep doing what I'm doing?
Even if I didn't make that at my normal job, or it was non-business hours when I can't just go to work for money, I feel like $40 in 3 hours is pretty doable with just gig work (grocery/restaurant delivery, Uber).
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Sell some stocks I guess.
Unless you mean my net worth has to go up $40? In which case, I'll probably look for someone who would be willing to pay me $40 ahead of time to teach them some machine learning over some negotiable span of time. Or to build a website or something. There are lots of businesses in the area that could use it, and $40 is insanely cheap for something like that.
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Get laid, make money. I just need one.
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Make exactly $39
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Time to get into sex work.
I don't have anything I could sell that quickly, even.
Well a beej is a beej. Some people ain't picky.
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I feel like this is a "straight" boys wet dream. Perfect 'no homo' excuse to suck a dick.
"I did it to save my family".
