Could Greenland just turn them away?

[fox2263@lemmy.world]

Could Greenland just turn them away?

[Guest]

They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on

[match@pawb.social]

Detain them indefinitely instead.

[xmunk@sh.itjust.works]

Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.

[30p87@feddit.org]

Epstein them

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though

[Guest]

If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".

Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

"I'm sorry, due to political instability travelers from your country must be held for seven days while we run a background check to be sure you're not attempting to illegally enter our country.

Here's a 3cm thick mat and a 3m x 3m room that's lit 24/7. See you next week. I suggest you take a vote on which corner is the bathroom."

[axh@lemmy.world]

Deport to El Salvador Prison

[wewbull@feddit.uk]

Please mean Boris!

[bronzebeard@lemm.ee]

Nah, that would give the idiot an easy excuse to invade.

[notsteve_@lemmy.ca]

Once the rescue mission is finally underway, they accidentally add the Prime Minister of Greenland to the thread where they’re discussing battle plans.