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Why are they even doing this, the grass wasn't even that tall

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      Because operating a noise machine makes them feel manly.

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        Because operating a noise machine makes them feel manly.

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        It could be a whole host of reasons to be fair.

        I’m pretty bad about letting my grass get long, but the only reason I would ever mow before 10 am is because I don’t want to get too hot.

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          Every fucking time. Except my bougie ass neighbors have astroturf, so the dude literally vacuums his lawn. It takes fucking hours...

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            It could be a whole host of reasons to be fair.

            I’m pretty bad about letting my grass get long, but the only reason I would ever mow before 10 am is because I don’t want to get too hot.

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            I use an electric mower and do it early as fuck sometimes, like as soon as the sun comes up. Super quiet.

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              my parent's neighbour likes to bring out the whipper snipper at 9:30 sunday morning when we're trying to have coffee and chill out, it sucks.

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                Every fucking time. Except my bougie ass neighbors have astroturf, so the dude literally vacuums his lawn. It takes fucking hours...

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                That's so much extra wear and tear on the astroturf.

                Wild.

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                  That's so much extra wear and tear on the astroturf.

                  Wild.

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                  They're millionaires, so they just don't care...
                  They're nice enough though, and at least they're quiet and respectful any other time.

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                    I use an electric mower and do it early as fuck sometimes, like as soon as the sun comes up. Super quiet.

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                    I had an electric mower, I always hated the cord and it was a real cheap thing with a very small footprint.

                    It got the job done, but instead of taking 15 minutes it took me 30.

                    I’ll invest in a nicer electric one once my current gas powered one dies for sure.

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                      I had an electric mower, I always hated the cord and it was a real cheap thing with a very small footprint.

                      It got the job done, but instead of taking 15 minutes it took me 30.

                      I’ll invest in a nicer electric one once my current gas powered one dies for sure.

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                      Modern electric mowers use batteries, and they’re awesome.

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                        I had an electric mower, I always hated the cord and it was a real cheap thing with a very small footprint.

                        It got the job done, but instead of taking 15 minutes it took me 30.

                        I’ll invest in a nicer electric one once my current gas powered one dies for sure.

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                        Just return to scythe. It's faster then you would think.

                        And sharping the blade is manly as fuck and fun!

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                          Just return to scythe. It's faster then you would think.

                          And sharping the blade is manly as fuck and fun!

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                          This seems like the best option. I didn’t realize how expensive electric lawn mowers were these days!

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                            Don't ever work at night unless you are a medical worker. Active labor at night must be banned.

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                              Just return to scythe. It's faster then you would think.

                              And sharping the blade is manly as fuck and fun!

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                              I get extra man points by shaving with one!

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                                I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

                                Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

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                                  Don't ever work at night unless you are a medical worker. Active labor at night must be banned.

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                                  A lot of different industries need 24 hour operations. I work in telecom and we don't shut the internet down at night.

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                                    I use an electric mower and do it early as fuck sometimes, like as soon as the sun comes up. Super quiet.

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                                    Anecdotal, but the only lawn mower I can hear of my 3 neighbors is the electric one. The noise it makes is the worst drone and it pierces.

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                                      Every fucking time. Except my bougie ass neighbors have astroturf, so the dude literally vacuums his lawn. It takes fucking hours...

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                                      Like with a normal household vacuum?

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                                        I mean, how else do you keep biodiversity from returning to this green desert?

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                                          A lot of different industries need 24 hour operations. I work in telecom and we don't shut the internet down at night.

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                                          Now there's an idea

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