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      Russia: We can fix that.

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        My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.

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          Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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            Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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            *does not include bigger area

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              lol

              Sincerely, Australia; where two states are bigger than Alaska, and all but 2 states and 1 of 2 real internal territories are bigger than itty-bitty Texas.

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                My favorite Texas dig is: If you cut Alaska in half, Texas would be the third biggest state.

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                Alaska: "We have the biggest state!"

                Texas: "How long does it take to drive across?"

                Alaska: "We wouldn't know, we've never left Anchorage."

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                  Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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                  Not to defend Texas, but Alaska has waaaaaay more crime. At least if we're talking about violent crimes. I wanted to move there once, but I decided against that based mostly on that factor. Approximately 8 in every 1000 people will commit a violent crime in Alaska. For reference, Texas is about 5.

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                    Russia: We can fix that.

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                    If they keep their Berings Strait!

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                      lol

                      Sincerely, Australia; where two states are bigger than Alaska, and all but 2 states and 1 of 2 real internal territories are bigger than itty-bitty Texas.

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                      TIL the claimed Australian Antarctic Territory is six times the size of Texas.

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                        Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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                        Bigger douchebags

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                          Interesting, TIL. My intuition when looking at maps somehow had me wrongly estimate California as larger than Texas. But Alaska is of course in a league of its own.

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                            Alaska: "We have the biggest state!"

                            Texas: "How long does it take to drive across?"

                            Alaska: "We wouldn't know, we've never left Anchorage."

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                            Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.

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                              Not to defend Texas, but Alaska has waaaaaay more crime. At least if we're talking about violent crimes. I wanted to move there once, but I decided against that based mostly on that factor. Approximately 8 in every 1000 people will commit a violent crime in Alaska. For reference, Texas is about 5.

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                              But Texas has 40 times the population

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                                Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.

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                                mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state

                                Only pipelines

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                                  TIL the claimed Australian Antarctic Territory is six times the size of Texas.

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                                  I mean yeah, the Australian Antarctic Territory (that we basically inherited from the UK, IIRC) is fucking massive. But it's also what we call an "external territory", so I wasn't counting it.

                                  The internal territories are the Northern Territory (practically a state for our purposes here) and the Australian Capital Territory (similar to America's District of Columbia, but with real legislative representation!). Oh, and the Jervis Bay Territory, but for most practical intents and purposes that's another arm of the ACT.

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                                    Alaska: our mountains are so huge, weather so severe, and land so vast, that mankind does not have the ability to build roads across our state. Come at me, Texas.

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                                    Texas: the biggest usable state.

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                                      Texas: the biggest usable state.

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                                      FTFY: the biggest usable (mentally) unstable state.

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                                        FTFY: the biggest usable (mentally) unstable state.

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                                        Nah, that’s Alaska.

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                                          Bigger in everyway! Bigger crime, bigger gun problem, bigger capture by oil companies, bigger environmental damage, bigger racism, bigger highways... The list goes on!

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                                          Yep. One guy in my class had an exchange student from Texas. Absolute biggest asshole. A real advertisement for Texas: "Never go to a state where they breed idiots like that."

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