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Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Hudson River escapes from Manhattan hospital dressed as a doctor

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    Man someone better not rat out this guy like they did Luigi. I was going to say his name, but no, I don’t want some rando remembering it so he can sell him out to the boat-having class.

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      This guy is living his best life.

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        what are you talking aboat? that's Tony! he was asleep in my basement after a night of boozin. impossible it was him!

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          And we'll be watching his career with great interest.

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            Some people just live life to the fullest.

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              Some people just live life to the fullest.

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              Born on the 4th of July: https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-accused-taking-key-west-conch-tour-train-joyride-having-meth

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                It saddens me that they'll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.

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                • peter_arbeitslos@feddit.orgP [email protected]

                  Nice how all cities over 1 million people share the same spirit. This exact story could have happen in Berlin.

                  "Man accused of taking stolen boat on naked joyride in Spree River escapes from Charité hospital dressed as a doctor"

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                  But it didn't! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.

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                    How do I contribute to his future bail?

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                      It saddens me that they'll probably catch him down the road. Used to be able to get away after this kind of Daring Escape. Just ride off into the sunset. Stupid fucking technology ruins everything.

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                      Probably even had a really great one-take scene showing how he got there with a great memorable musical number to take focus for a couple minutes.

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                        Its the fuckin vampire guy from Preacher

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                        Holy shit, this guy is taking Roy off the grid!

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                          What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

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                            The what‽‽‽

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                              What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

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                              He probably just forged a check for the latter, like in the original movie.

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                                What did he escape from the most? The penalties for stealing the boat and running around naked, or the bills for the hospital?

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                                The shackles of societal norms

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                                  But it didn't! Let us have this! Americans need something to feel proud of these days. Anything, please God.

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                                  Just for anyone who wants to get into the Berlin meme rabbit hole:

                                  30s Brandenburger Tor video

                                  https://youtube.com/@dasistberlinb1tch

                                  Berlin music video 1

                                  Berlin music video 2 (BVG is Berlin's local public transport company

                                  BVG promoting weed (kinda)

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                                    What a weird world

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                                      Looking forward to seeing the movie/miniseries based on his adventures

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                                        Man Takes Stolen Boat on Joyride Dressed As Doctor

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