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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police

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    The chicken didn't cross the road, but still made it to the other side.

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      It's no different than shooting animals with a gun (proper or airsoft or whatever), which i think any sensible person would agree should bar you from owning guns.

      I think there's quite a big difference between senselessly running over an animal and shooting one with a gun. I mean hunting for food and animal population control are kinda necessary in a lot of situations, while running over an animal isn't.

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      hunting for food

      Go to Wendy's

      animal population control

      Bring back the native big cats

      There. Problem solved.

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        Not sure I agree with the second take. Anyone that eats meat should be ethically required to take an animals life they will eat at some point so they directly know what it means to eat meat. If someone is uncomfortable with the thought of taking an animals life, why are they eating meat and paying someone else to do their dirty work?

        I eat meat, but probably not as much as most people. I have butchered livestock and hunted in the past, taking an animals life is not a pleasant thing to do.

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        I have butchered livestock

        I'm sorry you had to do that. It sounds traumatic.

        Animals, especially mammals, have complex inner lives, families, and friends. They experience emotion. They play.

        I don't understand how people can look at that and be ok with killing it, and then not think the same thing about the stupider parts of humanity.

        I guess people are just less delicious or something. No idea how else it's justified.

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          It's no different than shooting animals with a gun (proper or airsoft or whatever), which i think any sensible person would agree should bar you from owning guns.

          I think there's quite a big difference between senselessly running over an animal and shooting one with a gun. I mean hunting for food and animal population control are kinda necessary in a lot of situations, while running over an animal isn't.

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          yeah i kinda obviously wasn't talking about hunting, but just shooting a possum or whatever because you think it's fun

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            I have butchered livestock

            I'm sorry you had to do that. It sounds traumatic.

            Animals, especially mammals, have complex inner lives, families, and friends. They experience emotion. They play.

            I don't understand how people can look at that and be ok with killing it, and then not think the same thing about the stupider parts of humanity.

            I guess people are just less delicious or something. No idea how else it's justified.

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            Not exactly traumatic, but certainly not pleasant to look into somethings eyes and take it's life. A lot of men pretend it's a fun experience to be macho, but I think most people do not enjoy taking an animals life.

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              The chicken didn't cross the road, but still made it to the other side.

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              Ok, that wins best chicken crossing the road joke ever.

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                hunting for food

                Go to Wendy's

                animal population control

                Bring back the native big cats

                There. Problem solved.

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                Go to Wendy's

                You would prefer that animals are raised in horrendous conditions without ever seeing sunlight only to be slaughtered over shooting an animal that has grown up in it's natural habitat?

                Like, vegetarians I can get, because they argue that we shouldn't be eating meat at all. Arguing that industrial farming is better for animal welfare than hunting is just absurd though.

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                  The way this kind of animal murder is normalized for drivers is beyond disturbing. Imagine a cyclist who came upon some birds blocking the cycle path, pulled out a pocket knife, and started stabbing them so they could get through 20 seconds faster.

                  It's the same psychopathic "might makes right" mentality that makes people turn a blind eye to the needless, systemic, unfathomable horrors of animal agriculture.

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                  I'm sorry, but what?!

                  Do you know of people that intentionally kill animals with their cars? I've never once hard of this. That's serial killer shit.

                  No, 99.99% of roadkill is accidental.

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                    Aww. That poor chicken.

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                      And then you wonder, "Why was the chicken crossing the road in the first place?"

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                      • nokturne213@sopuli.xyzN [email protected]

                        When I was a kid there was a turtle on a bridge, my mom stopped so I could move it off the bridge. Some asshole swerved to hit it while I was walking towards it. I picked up a rock and threw it at his car I was so mad.

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                        This is what people are missing here. She was stopped, he whipped around her and crushed the bird because he was an impatient dick. Fuck that guy.

                        Sorry to hear about the turtle. I've had the same thing happen to me while cycling. Maybe they all need bear mace.

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                          I got the feeling from the article that the impatient driver didn't kill the chicken on purpose but rather accidentally, but the article doesn't really give enough info about that

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                          Framing things as accidents exonerate the type of neglect that has lethal consequences. It's time to retire the term in the context of traffic violence.

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                            Framing things as accidents exonerate the type of neglect that has lethal consequences. It's time to retire the term in the context of traffic violence.

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                            I just feel like it means that it wasn't on purpose

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                              It's no different than shooting animals with a gun (proper or airsoft or whatever), which i think any sensible person would agree should bar you from owning guns.

                              I think there's quite a big difference between senselessly running over an animal and shooting one with a gun. I mean hunting for food and animal population control are kinda necessary in a lot of situations, while running over an animal isn't.

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                              Tbf it's also safer to hit the animal in many cases than slam on the brakes and possibly get rear-ended or swerve into possible dangerous hazards like other cars or poles. Many driving schools actually teach that it's often the safest option unless the animal itself is big enough to be a hazard like a deer or moose.

                              Doing either out of malicious intent is the problem, but then again doing just about anything out of malicious intent is a problem lol. It's more about the intent than the action.

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                                I have butchered livestock

                                I'm sorry you had to do that. It sounds traumatic.

                                Animals, especially mammals, have complex inner lives, families, and friends. They experience emotion. They play.

                                I don't understand how people can look at that and be ok with killing it, and then not think the same thing about the stupider parts of humanity.

                                I guess people are just less delicious or something. No idea how else it's justified.

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                                https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

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                                  Someone once explained that "to get to the other side" actually has a double meaning, with "other side" referring to being killed by a car (in addition to the obvious meaning of the other side of the road).

                                  Dunno if that was ever the actual intention, but it instantly became my new head canon, and I think about it every time I hear the joke now.

                                  So it actually kind of fits here.

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                                  I'm fairly certain it was the intended joke the whole time (that's how I always understood it, anyway).

                                  I'm open to being proven wrong, but like, if I'm wrong then it's not even a joke, it's an anti-joke like "a man walked into a bar, ouch" or "a man walked into a bar, he has crippling alcoholism and it's destroying his family."

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                                    I have a Belgian Malinois, which, if you're not aware, is basicallythe breed of dog used by military and police that aren't German Shepherds. They are absolute maniacs of dogs, full of all kinds of prey drive and herding instincts and such that have long-since been bred out of your average family pet.

                                    So for a while when I still had a Facebook I followed a couple of Malinois pages to help me better understand what was going on in my dog's head.

                                    Now some malinois owners are great, they understand the reasons why their dogs are the way they are and understand how to manage them properly.

                                    Others are absolute assholes who just wanted the really cool supersoldier dog that can run up walls and eat bad guys, and don't really do anything to channel that energy properly

                                    I remember one post in particular of some guy's dog "playing" with a turtle, picking it up, throwing it around, etc.

                                    I'm a dog owner, I've at times dabbled in hunting, I'm an environmentalist and conservationist, I know what sort of laws are out there and what is and isn't allowed. And people are stupid and make entirely too much information about themselves available online.

                                    So I could see from this guy's profile what state (and in fact what city he was in, what high school he went to what company he works for, etc.)

                                    And I could easily Google what the laws in that state are

                                    And lol and behold, allowing your dog to harass wildlife is not allowed in that state. There were fines, potentially prison time, the officials could even take your dog and have them destroyed over this. I think it might have even been legal, maybe even encouraged, in that state for anyone witnessing this happening to just shoot your dog on the spot.

                                    I of course wasn't about to report this guy over this, I didn't want his dog put down or anything, I just wanted him to be a better, more responsible dog owner, so I pointed this out in the comments, that were, up until that point, mostly just other assholes jerking each other off over how cool malinois are.

                                    He, of course, quickly took the past down after that.

                                    But not before a whole bunch of people got really pissy about me looking at his profile (to see the information about himself that he made publicly available I guess?) and taking the time to Google the relevant laws in his state so that I could point out exactly why what he was doing wasn't just morally wrong but actually illegal.

                                    There were disturbingly few people commenting on that post who were simply angry that this jackass was letting his dog fuck with a turtle.

                                    As an aside, my dog is a rare "lazy" malinois. She's still more energetic and driven than pretty much any other dog I've ever met, there's a part of her that definitely wants to eat someone's face, but she's content to sleep on the couch all day instead. She definitely would chase some rabbits, deer, foxes, squirrels, etc. given the chance (I don't give her the chance,) and she's never seen a turtle, but she seems to like just sniffing and occasionally licking frogs and toads (I try not to let her, but she occasionally finds them before I do on our walks, the amphibians seem mildly annoyed by this, but not enough to hop away from her, and I make sure to get her away from them ASAP so that they can continue frogging undisturbed.)

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                                    Boss at work and his main lackey both got malanois recently, and trained them to attack, but trained them poorly, so now they'll do the dog equivalent of "two for flinching" regularly. I always just say "the fuck you want?" all mean and loud and they back off, for now...

                                    I'm not looking forward to when I have to mace one of these little cunts if I have to. Like I get it, they're just "protecting their boss," but also this is a warehouse, I'm literally required to be here, and if you bite me for needing the pallet jack 5ft from my boss I'm gonna have to protect myself so I can make it to the lawsuit.

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                                      See you on the Other Side.

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                                        lol, her expression says it all, "Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again."

                                        Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.

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                                        • lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksL [email protected]

                                          I'm sorry, but what?!

                                          Do you know of people that intentionally kill animals with their cars? I've never once hard of this. That's serial killer shit.

                                          No, 99.99% of roadkill is accidental.

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                                          Yes, I have heard of it. Mother duck and babies crossing the road, my mate and some other cars waiting... Some absolute psycho decided they're taking too long...

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