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    Realise that I was supposed to get groceries

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      It's the complete and total lack of seasoning, apart from what appears to be pepper on the chicken. Also the fact that the concept of "crunch", or any form of texture, seems to be a foreign concept.

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      As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

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        As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

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        You people genuinely eat like it's the Blitz sometimes.

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          You people genuinely eat like it's the Blitz sometimes.

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          Have you read the news lately? We're just training for the next few years.

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            Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.

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              Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

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                Thank her and tell her how much i appreciate her? Wtf else would you do?

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                My brother it's raw

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                  Jokes aside, it all depends on the context, what are their skills? What is the thought behind it. How much money is there around?Does it taste good?

                  If you know she cooks well then this may be bad. If she is absolutely new, this may even be a sweet gesture.

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                  dies of food poisoning

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                    Oh no sorry babe i'm actually vegan now. What a shame.

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                    Also allergic to dying of salmonella.

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                      As a former Brit, we like crunch in sandwiches by adding potato chips to them.

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                      Potatoes came from Peru like 500 years ago, thank God. Brits are not alone in this tbh, have you ever seen German food? 🤷

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                        Well at least it's no longer encased in jello

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                          My brother it's raw

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                          It looks more like its boiled chicken.

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                            My brother it's raw

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                            It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.

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                              This is such a British photo.

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                              Despite the fact it's obviously American.

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                                Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

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                                  It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.

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                                  if your girl makes this for you, you must have a fantastic insurance policy lmao

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                                    My brother it's raw

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                                    It’s my fault for not clarifying what, “trying it raw once” meant.

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                                      Be grateful that someone thought enough about me to make me diner. And perhaps casually suggest we join a cooking class together.

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                                        It's a meal that I don't have to cook after a hard day of work, and is most likely an expression of love. There's nothing that tastes better than that.

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                                        Honesty and the ability to receive constructive criticism are pretty great things in a relationship. Since it doesn't pass as 'something I don't have to cook', I would just thank her a lot, and apologise but say I prefer it a bit more well done, and perhaps show her how I like it. Maybe mention the risks that come with undercooked chicken. I would also be infinitely grateful if she showed me nice tricks or just simply explain in detail how she would like me to do stuff for her. All kinds of stuff.

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                                          Take the hint and start participating in housework and learn how to cook.

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                                          I mean if the other partner goes to work and the other is at home, it's fair to expect the stay at home one to take on the burden of most housework imo.

                                          Full day of work and then your partner gives you shit about not cooking your own food? Fucking hell

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