You can understand it's a bike without those. Like a stick figure, no eyes or nose are necessary for you to know what it is.

Thinking outside the box!

My version:

My gf's:

I should have used a pencil but:

I used the pencil tool on my phone.

this one in particular calls out to me

On phone, by hand

POV: The chain fell off and your face (one side of it, at least) plummet towards the dirt.

the one guy in here who rides a bike

Luckily for me, I’m had experience on servicing a mountain bike before so that I know what a bike should look like. I could’ve done a better job by adding the disc brakes and rear derailleur. But I couldn’t be bothered to since illustrating on a phone screen is tough :/.

Really nice. After seeing all of the good ones you guys did, I think my bikes will be better in the future. Start with two triangles, bike is on the middle triangle line, etc...

Translation: Bicyles don't stink ... are silent

Surely after making that, someone would've been like, "what if we added TWO to the back?" Right? I just mean: why was this even a thing!?

How are you holding up in Communist China?

No chain, no wheel spokes, no brakes. It's your funeral, I suppose. (No offense, OP, lovely drawing. In one of the top percentiles, for sure.)