this one in particular calls out to me

On phone, by hand

POV: The chain fell off and your face (one side of it, at least) plummet towards the dirt.

the one guy in here who rides a bike

Luckily for me, I’m had experience on servicing a mountain bike before so that I know what a bike should look like. I could’ve done a better job by adding the disc brakes and rear derailleur. But I couldn’t be bothered to since illustrating on a phone screen is tough :/.

Really nice. After seeing all of the good ones you guys did, I think my bikes will be better in the future. Start with two triangles, bike is on the middle triangle line, etc...

Translation: Bicyles don't stink ... are silent

Surely after making that, someone would've been like, "what if we added TWO to the back?" Right? I just mean: why was this even a thing!?

How are you holding up in Communist China?

No chain, no wheel spokes, no brakes. It's your funeral, I suppose. (No offense, OP, lovely drawing. In one of the top percentiles, for sure.)

This one looks French.

In all seriousness, I always wanted to try one of those things. I was riding a $50 (admittedly awesome) mountain bike fixed up by the local bike co-op, so seeing the douchebags (NO OFFENSE) ride by on these made me a little sick. But because I'm poor. But also because COME ON REALLY?

So impressively close.

...yet so far.

I'm late, but still wanted to commend the isometric view, intentional or not. I think you're the only one that went iso on us.

You two truly belong together.

Well, I like it.

I have no idea why you have downvotes. I think people were intimidated by the effort you put in by drawing on physical paper!?