Another for you. In Denmark, we have bicycle traffic lights and they sometimes show you how long it'll take until the light is green. They say

Tid til grøn

Which is almost pronounced "til ti grøn"

Always makes me laugh a little

Old enough to remember.

Looks more like stupid sexy Cheery Littlebottom

disgusting! look at those legs. not a single hair on them.

how the hell are we supposed to know she's a female?!

don't even get me started on how dainty those ankles are. I bet she's not even a dwarf.

til ti grøn

As a non-Dane, what's funny about this?

For those who might not know, this is the final scene from Finding Nemo. In English, it says "Fin", a fun pun.

Tid is pronounced til, and til is pronounced ti

Idk, it's not much but I find it silly

It's the reverse of Norwegian where "tid" is pronounced "tea"(english) and "til" is pronounced between "teal"(English) and "till"(english). The "d" is silent.

But the Danish pronunciation is a little confusing because the d in tid is pronounced and is done so like an English "L", at least in this instance while the "L" is silent.

Ah. My suggestion of an aneurysm was commenting on how i wrote the reply, not necessarily the translations themselves.

Corresponding words in German would be Einfahrt and Ausfahrt.

The bus that couldn't stop farting

While the word "speed" indeed is "fart" in Norwegian, the movie "Speed" was released as "Speed" in Norway.

The poster is photoshoped, as one easily can tell by the premiere date in the bottom of the poster. The date "June 10" would've been written as "10. juni" in Norway.

Today, most movies not primarily marketed for children are released with their English titles in Norway. And back when the movies were translated to Norwegian, the titles were often not direct translations. In fact, the Norwegian Wikipedia-article for Speed makes an interesting claim about the the 1975 Japanese movie Speed was based on. While known in Japan as "Shinkansen daibakuha", and as "The Bullet Train" in English speaking countries, the article claims that the Norwegian title was "Expressen er lastet med...... dynamitt!", directly translated as "The Express is loaded with... dynamite!". I can't find any sources to support this claim, but it does follow the norm of translated titles of the time.

Other translated Norwegian film titles include "Airplane!" as "Hjelp, vi flyr!" (Help, we are flying!), "Die Hard" as "Aksjon skyskraper" (Operation Skyscraper), and "Deliverance" as "Piknik med døden" (Picnic with Death).

Ah the zionist Rachel Riley

Tid isn't prononounced "til".

To an English speaker it almost is, like I kinda said above?

Perhaps a bad anecdote

Dammit! 🤬

TIL

You've obviously neverheard of the illustrious 8th century Norwegian King, Eystein the Fart.

"Fart" synopsis:

Howard Payne gets on a fully packed bus he glued the windows and the doors shut right after he ate a lot of broccoli, cabbage, beans, etc., with the hopes of being able to extort $10 million from the police...