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How Coldplay actually sounds

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    Idk why people shit on Coldplay, they sound fine

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    Coldplay is like depression in music form, but mild compared to The Fray.

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      Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they're more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

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        Astronomer CEO

        If this is PR for Astronomer then somebody deserves a raise.

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        Honestly yeah, I'd never heard of this company before the whole viral scandal and memes.

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          Cut Coldplay some slack, this was the funniest thing that's happened in a while. Plus, Parachutes is...fine...A Rush of Blood to the Head has a couple of good tracks. Everything after that is pretty trash, but those first two albums were good to mid.

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          • allnewtypeface@leminal.spaceA [email protected]

            From what I understand, Coldplay was what played in suburban minivans 20 years ago when the drivers were driving their kids to taekwondo practice.

            Also, apparently they’re the one band that’s not officially Christian Rock that’s huge with US Christians.

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            20 years ago they were what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). Then after X&Y they kinda became electronic/synthpop for the clinically depressed.

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              Why are they so big with Christians? I've seen that too and can't explain it

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              Because they are generic and don't curse.

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                Coldplay good. Fight me

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                  Astronomer CEO

                  If this is PR for Astronomer then somebody deserves a raise.

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                  He was forced out of his role, and his wife removed her married last name from her socials.

                  So it doesn't seem like a ploy imo.

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                    Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they're more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

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                    Radiohead has been parent music for awhile now gtfo

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                      Coldplay good. Fight me

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                      I dont love them, or ever even hit play on them myself, but that is true of a lot, if not most good music. And when I hear them on the radio, yea, its def not bad music.

                      Meme still funny tho. They are suburban mom pop.

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                      • peteypete420@sh.itjust.worksP [email protected]

                        Radiohead has been parent music for awhile now gtfo

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                        Of course, the arrow of time remains unchanged.

                        But what did change is the type of music Coldplay made. They went from Radiohead-lite to whatever you want to call that crap now.

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                          I dont love them, or ever even hit play on them myself, but that is true of a lot, if not most good music. And when I hear them on the radio, yea, its def not bad music.

                          Meme still funny tho. They are suburban mom pop.

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                          Certainly not worth fighting for.

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                            Wow Laura Dern sure was something

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                              Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they're more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

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                              Coldplay is for people who think they enjoy high art because they watch period costume dramas about the Victorian Age. Because that's what high art is, isn't it? Stuffy settings and dialogue, delivered in a bygone accent.

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                                Coldplay was termed Radiohead for your parents. I think that was accurate for their early career but now they're more like EDM for your parents or U2 for your great grandparents or something.

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                                U2 was for your great grandparents lol.

                                Jk. It's impossible for people in 2025 to appreciate this, but when U2 first hit the scene, they were a fresh air alternative to the stale late '70s disco scene. And for kids like me with a burgeoning political awareness, they were heroes. Also, mullets. It's very difficult for me to accept how they turned into a bunch of tax-dodging cunts who produced a fucking Spiderman musical, of all things (probably as a tax dodge).

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                                  20 years ago they were what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service (and I mean that in the nicest way possible). Then after X&Y they kinda became electronic/synthpop for the clinically depressed.

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                                  what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service

                                  I thought that was Snow Patrol.

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                                    How dare you not mention Raising Arizona.

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                                    Or Leaving Las Vegas.

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                                      Yeah, imagine finding out your spouse cheated on you and not being able to go online without seeing it everywhere. Gotta suck for both of their partners

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                                      There are billboards on the road using the event as advertisement fodder.

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                                        what teenage sad-boys were listening to when they got bored of Radiohead and The Postal Service

                                        I thought that was Snow Patrol.

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                                        I got the impression they were more of what bro-dudes listened to when they were sad rather than what sad-boys were listening to, but only exposure to them was Chasing Cars. They seemed closer to The All-American Rejects than, say, The Shins or Interpol or any of the other shit I was listening to when I was my most insufferable teenage self.

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                                          I don't get why this is so big, wouldn't anybody be that embarrassed to be caught at a cold play concert?

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                                          I know, it brings shame on you and your family. I can't blame them

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