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    Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won't have tasty meals because they don't want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

    Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

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    It does make those cheat days 100x more special though.

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      When I was in Chicago went to my Mexican friend's house for home cooked Mexican! Yeah. Looked like that.

      Wife: "Ed's guts can't take spicy."

      Shoot me.

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      Ed needs to suck it up for the sake of all that is Mexican.

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        You know there's no calories in normal seasoning?

        Tasty food gives dopamine. Dopamine gives you motivation to do stuff.

        You're just unnecessarily doing it on hard mode without at least some pepper

        Edit: also halve the rice and triple the broccoli

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          I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.

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          Is this a general offer? Because that offer sounds kind of incredible.

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            Is this a general offer? Because that offer sounds kind of incredible.

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            I mean, with the economy the way it is, there's some stipulations, but technically yes lol

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              I mean, with the economy the way it is, there's some stipulations, but technically yes lol

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              How much do you charge for just general friendship?

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                How much do you charge for just general friendship?

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                That part is free, generally

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                • Y [email protected]

                  Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won't have tasty meals because they don't want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

                  Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

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                  Meh. Everything in moderation. Including self-imposed suffering. Sleep late. Eat tasty food. Have days where you just exist. Fuel is for cars.

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                    That part is free, generally

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                    Great! I look forward to our friendship.

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                    • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

                      When you're a fatty, loathing is at an all time high. I was never fat, but I've lost 20 lbs since February eating pretty similar to this

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                      If you were never fat, why are you trying to lose 20+ pounds?

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                        You know there's no calories in normal seasoning?

                        Tasty food gives dopamine. Dopamine gives you motivation to do stuff.

                        You're just unnecessarily doing it on hard mode without at least some pepper

                        Edit: also halve the rice and triple the broccoli

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                        It's like 5 calories of broccoli with all those nutrients, but like 350 of basically empty carbs.

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                          I never understood why all the gym people I see in work seem to eat food with the flavour removed, like some paprika or pepper might ruin everything.

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                            Ah, depression.

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                              If you were never fat, why are you trying to lose 20+ pounds?

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                              I was 6 ft and 200 lbs. Not obese by any stretch. Trying to lose the dad bod and get back to where I was before I retired from field work.

                              My goal is to actually be leaner than that, now that I actually have time to pay attention to fitness and diet.

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                              • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                Most prisons serve better meals than this

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                                I bet most have gyms as well.

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                                  I thought that was mashed potatoes.

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                                    It does make those cheat days 100x more special though.

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                                    Sounds like self-inflicted stockholm syndrome, tbh.

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                                      Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won't have tasty meals because they don't want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

                                      Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

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                                      Theres a gym bro at my work who eats the same meals everyday. Its something like plain oatmeal, protein shake, boiled chicken, greek yogurt. Every day, no seasoning, all plain and boring. He was complaining to me that he has to almost force himself to eat sometimes and im just thinking like "yeah no shit, you eat wall paste every meal".

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                                        When I was in Chicago went to my Mexican friend's house for home cooked Mexican! Yeah. Looked like that.

                                        Wife: "Ed's guts can't take spicy."

                                        Shoot me.

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                                        The dual-use of the English “spice” (ground minerals used to improve flavor) and “spice” (substances that cause food to taste hot and intense) leads to many unfortunate losses of potential flavor.

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                                          I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.

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                                          Saaaaame. I will feed you good healthy food and it won't even be sxpensive. I'll show you how to make it. Fuck, i'll show you how to put a couple pots and a grow light in your kitchen so you always have some fucking electrolyte heavy veggies to snack on.

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