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  • T [email protected]

    How much do you charge for just general friendship?

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    That part is free, generally

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      Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won't have tasty meals because they don't want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

      Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

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      Meh. Everything in moderation. Including self-imposed suffering. Sleep late. Eat tasty food. Have days where you just exist. Fuel is for cars.

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        That part is free, generally

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        Great! I look forward to our friendship.

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        • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

          When you're a fatty, loathing is at an all time high. I was never fat, but I've lost 20 lbs since February eating pretty similar to this

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          If you were never fat, why are you trying to lose 20+ pounds?

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            You know there's no calories in normal seasoning?

            Tasty food gives dopamine. Dopamine gives you motivation to do stuff.

            You're just unnecessarily doing it on hard mode without at least some pepper

            Edit: also halve the rice and triple the broccoli

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            It's like 5 calories of broccoli with all those nutrients, but like 350 of basically empty carbs.

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              I never understood why all the gym people I see in work seem to eat food with the flavour removed, like some paprika or pepper might ruin everything.

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              • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]
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                Ah, depression.

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                • S [email protected]

                  If you were never fat, why are you trying to lose 20+ pounds?

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                  I was 6 ft and 200 lbs. Not obese by any stretch. Trying to lose the dad bod and get back to where I was before I retired from field work.

                  My goal is to actually be leaner than that, now that I actually have time to pay attention to fitness and diet.

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                  • sibbo@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                    Most prisons serve better meals than this

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                    I bet most have gyms as well.

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                      I thought that was mashed potatoes.

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                      • T [email protected]

                        It does make those cheat days 100x more special though.

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                        Sounds like self-inflicted stockholm syndrome, tbh.

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                          Gymbro bodysculpt enthusiasts are wild. They won't have tasty meals because they don't want food to be associated with pleasure, only fuel.

                          Maybe it works, maybe its a clever brain hack, but I suspect its from the same pseuds that brought us nofap

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                          Theres a gym bro at my work who eats the same meals everyday. Its something like plain oatmeal, protein shake, boiled chicken, greek yogurt. Every day, no seasoning, all plain and boring. He was complaining to me that he has to almost force himself to eat sometimes and im just thinking like "yeah no shit, you eat wall paste every meal".

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                          • S [email protected]

                            When I was in Chicago went to my Mexican friend's house for home cooked Mexican! Yeah. Looked like that.

                            Wife: "Ed's guts can't take spicy."

                            Shoot me.

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                            The dual-use of the English “spice” (ground minerals used to improve flavor) and “spice” (substances that cause food to taste hot and intense) leads to many unfortunate losses of potential flavor.

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                              I will come to your residence and cook for you. I can make something tasty and healthy. Please don't do this to yourself, I'm having a hard time not driving off a cliff due to witnessing this. I would be upset, but I'm too sad and disturbed. At least, the very least, black pepper. I'm begging you.

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                              Saaaaame. I will feed you good healthy food and it won't even be sxpensive. I'll show you how to make it. Fuck, i'll show you how to put a couple pots and a grow light in your kitchen so you always have some fucking electrolyte heavy veggies to snack on.

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                              • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT [email protected]

                                I was 6 ft and 200 lbs. Not obese by any stretch. Trying to lose the dad bod and get back to where I was before I retired from field work.

                                My goal is to actually be leaner than that, now that I actually have time to pay attention to fitness and diet.

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                                I'll tell you that for most people it's less about food intake and more about physical exertion.

                                I'm not saying eat cake for every meal but as long as you're burning more calories than you're taking in that's all that matters unless you have underlying health conditions. Keep being you but just exert yourself more. Work until failure.

                                I say this with love as a person who has struggled with dysmorphia and has taken several steps to overcome it.

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                                  Are you taking this picture from your bunker?

                                  This is the most depressing lighting I've ever seen.

                                  Seriously, it looks like your taking this picture from The Backrooms.

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                                    Seriously do you need a hug? Or some cheffing? If you're near los angeles, i can just show up and mix some cheap-ass spices for you.

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                                      It's like 5 calories of broccoli with all those nutrients, but like 350 of basically empty carbs.

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                                      Carbs are required for muscle building.

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                                        I'll tell you that for most people it's less about food intake and more about physical exertion.

                                        I'm not saying eat cake for every meal but as long as you're burning more calories than you're taking in that's all that matters unless you have underlying health conditions. Keep being you but just exert yourself more. Work until failure.

                                        I say this with love as a person who has struggled with dysmorphia and has taken several steps to overcome it.

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                                        This is absolutely terrible advice. It takes an insane amount of physical activity to burn the calories of a meal, and being in a deficit will make you feel hungry regardless.

                                        The majority of people need to worry about putting down their fork, not doing more physical activities

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                                          Bro is fucking living in China during the famine, what the fuck

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