They took our free break!
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Gonna start selling 3d printed toilet wedges out my trunk that re-flatten the toilet seat.
A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
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what if I need to shit
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A door stop, commonly found in abundance in most office spaces, sounds like a great solution already
wrote last edited by [email protected]Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
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Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
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Sit backwards on the toilet like AC Slater and your legs will feel better than usual
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Oops, I'm 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard
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what if I need to shit
Leg strain doesn't set in until after 5min...make it work
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Oops, I'm 230 pounds, I guess I sat down on this strange toilet too hard
Seriously, this has to be some clever business move to sell more toilets when the employees invariably take a sledge hammer to them.
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Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Squatty Potty
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Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
You don't even have to wait that long. This would play hell on people with any of a myriad of conditions. They would always have to have a regular one to accommodate the disabled or face the pain of being sued for discrimination by a disabled person, and everyone would then use that normal toilet, making the whole thing a process of burning dollars to chase pennies.
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Squatty Potty
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
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Is that legal in your country?
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The pants may pose a challenge and require some preplanning, but 15° is probably perfect to make sitting cross legged pretty comfortable. Bonus benefit, they can't identify you by your feet.
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Sit backwards on the toilet like AC Slater and your legs will feel better than usual
If you sit on it backwards, you won't have a shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk.
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Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
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Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
You guys aren't going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
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Just gonna have to piss and shit all over the seat to assert my dominance.
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Time to start crapping on the floor....
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Waiting for the lawsuits from people developing nerve damage and/or thrombosis
here waiting for the fucking guillotines
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here waiting for the fucking guillotines
Don't forget to make the neck rest at a 13° angle so they don't get to comfy in there.
