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    Actually scarier, cuz I feel like moose are way more likely to fuck you up than sharks if you take into account how often humans interact with them

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      Would you rather…:
      • …encounter a moose in the water
      • …encounter a great white on land

      Def option 2 for me…

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        Fucked up that they can swim tbh

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          Fucked up that they can swim tbh

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          They can dive.

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            The ironic part is that they cause more deaths than sharks

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              Fun fact, orcas are considered a natural predator of moose

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                Moose are fucking terrifying.

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                  A møøse once bit my sister…

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                    I honestly can't think of many scenarios more terrifying than this. Better hope your carrying a gun in that situation so you can take the easy way out

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                      Moose are fucking terrifying.

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                      Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.

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                        Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.

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                        You don't want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.

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                          You don't want to know what will happen if you hit them with a vehicle.

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                          You better swerve unless you’re driving one of these. Even then you better swerve.

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                            Yup. Just went to Yellowstone and that was the one I was most worried about as far as animals go. I’m just worried they will come out of nowhere and mow you down.

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                            I been Yellowstone three times, never even thought about them. Especially never worried about them. But Bison those guys are just waiting to mess you up.

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                              You better swerve unless you’re driving one of these. Even then you better swerve.

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                              Swerve? Nope!

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                                "Moose Jaws"

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                                  I been Yellowstone three times, never even thought about them. Especially never worried about them. But Bison those guys are just waiting to mess you up.

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                                  It’s crazy how close people were getting to the bison. It’s a giant wild animal… enjoy your Darwin Award, I guess.

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                                    Actually scarier, cuz I feel like moose are way more likely to fuck you up than sharks if you take into account how often humans interact with them

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                                    Moose will attack you, but a lot of the deaths they cause are from hitting them with vehicles.

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                                      Legitimately scarier than a shark.

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                                        I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.

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                                          I first thought she is transporting two chairs on her shoulder.

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                                          I thought it was an antenna hat

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