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    Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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    It's been years since I've stayed in a hotel, but the last time I did they 100% advertised a continental breakfast. Got my ass out of bed way too early to grab myself a bite... it was one of those clear plastic shelving things with a few boxes worth of individually wrapped Little Debbie's muffins dumped in it.

    And a pot of coffee, which tasted a bit like fish... which I'm assuming means it was Folgers.

    Idr the band of hotel, but it was one of the big chains you see all over the place, not some one-off sketchy backwoods business.

    I really wanted a waffle from one of those one-at-a-time griddle things. Q_Q

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      There is a lot to be said about even deeply mediocre food straight out of bed.

      But if hotel omelettes are better than yours... Y'all need more Kenji in your life.

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      • mudman@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        I always assumed this is because of jet lag making me hungry and sleepy at weird hours because I'm so rarely in a hotel unless I'm in a different time zone. Does this happen to people when they are in a nearby hotel, too?

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        Yes, even when I fly to +5 timezone, I'll be there for breakfast!

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        • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafeI [email protected]

          Obligatory Key & Peele - Continental Breakfast.

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          Ah, so Sam Reich, but before him!

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            Seriously though, I'm here for vacation. Why you expecting me up so early!? There needs to be a hotel where the free breakfast lasts until noon. Even McDonalds is 11!

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              Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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              Lmao, and it's not even something special, yet our body will just say "whelp time to breakfast".

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                Seriously though, I'm here for vacation. Why you expecting me up so early!? There needs to be a hotel where the free breakfast lasts until noon. Even McDonalds is 11!

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                As a not-morning person who loves breakfast food, I'm with you 110%

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                • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  It's been years since I've stayed in a hotel, but the last time I did they 100% advertised a continental breakfast. Got my ass out of bed way too early to grab myself a bite... it was one of those clear plastic shelving things with a few boxes worth of individually wrapped Little Debbie's muffins dumped in it.

                  And a pot of coffee, which tasted a bit like fish... which I'm assuming means it was Folgers.

                  Idr the band of hotel, but it was one of the big chains you see all over the place, not some one-off sketchy backwoods business.

                  I really wanted a waffle from one of those one-at-a-time griddle things. Q_Q

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                  Maybe Avid? There are some of them that just have pre-heated Jimmy Dean biscuit sandwiches and some muffins and fruits. Although the last one I’ve been to was relatively new and they had fresh scrambled eggs and sausages.

                  It’s the Holiday Inn Express ones that usually have bacon, depending on the location.

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                    Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                    What’s not to love about print-on-demand pancakes?

                    A hotel-grade automated pancake maker machine

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                      I've never travelled out of my timezone and yes it still happens.

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                        Lmao, and it's not even something special, yet our body will just say "whelp time to breakfast".

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                        Maybe in the US it's not something special

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                          Maybe in the US it's not something special

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                          In Malaysia, unless you went for fancy 5stars hotel, it's nothing special as well, but we still wake up early for the breakfast.

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                            No way in hell you're getting me up for breakfast at 7AM on holiday

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                            • sterile_technique@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              It's been years since I've stayed in a hotel, but the last time I did they 100% advertised a continental breakfast. Got my ass out of bed way too early to grab myself a bite... it was one of those clear plastic shelving things with a few boxes worth of individually wrapped Little Debbie's muffins dumped in it.

                              And a pot of coffee, which tasted a bit like fish... which I'm assuming means it was Folgers.

                              Idr the band of hotel, but it was one of the big chains you see all over the place, not some one-off sketchy backwoods business.

                              I really wanted a waffle from one of those one-at-a-time griddle things. Q_Q

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                              I stayed at one once that offered a few granola bars and maybe some fruit. If you didn’t grab them quick enough it was gone and the staff wouldn’t replenish them.

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                                Seriously though, I'm here for vacation. Why you expecting me up so early!? There needs to be a hotel where the free breakfast lasts until noon. Even McDonalds is 11!

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                                I think they want you out of the room early, so they can get it ready for the next guest. I don't like it either, but I can see the logic.

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                                  Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                                  I wont , take it easy if you wake me ho early for food on holidays, im going to get angry

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                                    I stayed at one once that offered a few granola bars and maybe some fruit. If you didn’t grab them quick enough it was gone and the staff wouldn’t replenish them.

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                                    Bro is this USA stuff? I stayed in many, many hotels in Europe and Latin America and the absolute worst I had were pieces of toast with butter, cheese, coffee, orange juice, tea, and fruits. And that was a shady backwater hotel.

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                                      I think they want you out of the room early, so they can get it ready for the next guest. I don't like it either, but I can see the logic.

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                                      that probably went i, a not morning person, have anyways felt like hotels want to push me out of bed.

                                      as a lifelong second-third shifter i would pay 3 times as much for ANY HOTEL that can accommodate me wanting to sleep during the day. moving across the country and not wrecking my work sleep schedule is impossible exclusively because all hotels want me to check in 4 hours past my bedtime. so either I'm buying an extra day off noisy bad sleep, or I'm just not sleeping for a day.

                                      as much as they suck for other reasons and have enshittified beyond usability; this was what air b&b was great for. hotels were and now are again an industry that's very stuck in its ways and NEEDS disrupting. they need to to live "normally" for them to work.

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                                        Bro is this USA stuff? I stayed in many, many hotels in Europe and Latin America and the absolute worst I had were pieces of toast with butter, cheese, coffee, orange juice, tea, and fruits. And that was a shady backwater hotel.

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                                        i guess lol. america is the great innovator. it's just the the only innovations that are being invested in are "how do we squeeze people more while spending less" America is cutting edge on that front.

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                                          Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                                          So nobody cares that this dude sleeps at home without any pillow case? no duvet cover? i bet he's also raw dogging his mattress without any sheets. are you out of your mind? whats wrong with you?

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