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    Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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    9 am on a workday, 7 am on a day off

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      So nobody cares that this dude sleeps at home without any pillow case? no duvet cover? i bet he's also raw dogging his mattress without any sheets. are you out of your mind? whats wrong with you?

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      Do I care how a random person sleeps in their own house?

      No, no I don't.

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      • roserose56@lemmy.caR [email protected]

        This is a repost of mine! You need to pay me 10000000000000$

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        I only have three

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          FWIW I've never seen a Hampton Inn without at least one waffle maker.

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          they definitely didn't stay at a Hilton property, sounds like they caught a night at a Red Roof Inn or similar. I've never stayed at a Hilton that didn't have breakfast service in the morning.

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            Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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            Hotel breakfast is mediocre at best unless you're in an Embassy, a Garden Inn, or a Doubletree- those places prepare you fresh food. I've had some good experiences at Residence Inn as well, won't complain about them either. It's just that after you stay in a hotel for 46 weeks in a year for work, it gets kind of old pretty quickly- no matter how nice the hotel may be.

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              I only have three

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              Only 9,999,999,999,997 to go!

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                Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                What is he sleeping on? Looks metal.

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                  Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                  This lasts until you travel for work a few times per month and then that shit starts to make you gag.

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                    At which hotels are you staying?

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                    They had an armed hostage situation at the Orange County Marriott the last time I was there. I was like "is it safe to go up to my room?" And the cops were like "yeah the dude's a pussy he's not going to do shit."

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                    • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                      This lasts until you travel for work a few times per month and then that shit starts to make you gag.

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                      Oh man. I was staying in a hotel for PAX-South. We loved the breakfast but by 3rd day it was like....ugh, wtf is this shit?!

                      Totally get this for sure.

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                        Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                        Me at hotel breakfast: ugh everything sucks, half a kilo of bacon it is!

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                        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.worksV [email protected]

                          You know those old crummy motels out in the desert where the population is like 30% prostitutes and only like 10% of the clientele aren't there for the prostitutes. Yeah those are the ones with the 3d printed guns.

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                          Are any of the prostitutes hot tho?

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                            Maybe in the US it's not something special

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                            Estonian, can confirm that no budget or midrange hotels here have been special either. Same for the singular hotel I've visited in Finland and the 3 hotels I've visited in the US.

                            It's been broadly the same everywhere, minor differences in selection, but similar "headliners"

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                              This lasts until you travel for work a few times per month and then that shit starts to make you gag.

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                              Most hotels I've been to have milk and oat meal too, basically what I'd get an average day. Nah I've been fine with hotel breakfast even travelling for work, pretty much the same shit I eat at home and then some occasional candy like food like waffles and pancakes.

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                                Are any of the prostitutes hot tho?

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                                Data not found.

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                                • socsa@piefed.socialS [email protected]

                                  They had an armed hostage situation at the Orange County Marriott the last time I was there. I was like "is it safe to go up to my room?" And the cops were like "yeah the dude's a pussy he's not going to do shit."

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                                  So why weren't the cops up there then?

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    Omelet at hotel is better than at home

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                                    I love that water with the faint orange tint. Worth the price of the room all by itself.

                                    Seriously though, the waffle iron is pretty cool when it isn't out of order.

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                                      Hotel breakfast is mediocre at best unless you're in an Embassy, a Garden Inn, or a Doubletree- those places prepare you fresh food. I've had some good experiences at Residence Inn as well, won't complain about them either. It's just that after you stay in a hotel for 46 weeks in a year for work, it gets kind of old pretty quickly- no matter how nice the hotel may be.

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                                      I hated business travel until I had a suite for the first time. Just having a couch and a table with chairs made all the difference in the world. I would just come back to my suite and get high and surf the web - no different than being at home except I didn't have my cats with me. If they combined a suites hotel with a cat cafe, I would probably just sell my house and stay on the road full time.

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                                        Estonian, can confirm that no budget or midrange hotels here have been special either. Same for the singular hotel I've visited in Finland and the 3 hotels I've visited in the US.

                                        It's been broadly the same everywhere, minor differences in selection, but similar "headliners"

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                                        Brother you have not been to the Scandic then in Finland. That hotel breakfast is soo frigging good. Its my favorite hotel chain in Scandinavia.

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                                          Brother you have not been to the Scandic then in Finland. That hotel breakfast is soo frigging good. Its my favorite hotel chain in Scandinavia.

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                                          I haven't, though I've had a kebab at the small spot near (under?) the Scandic Ariadne in Stockholm and that was great too.

                                          I'll be sure to book one of their hotels next time I'm in Scandinavia

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