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  • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

    It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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    How else will anyone know that they used their truck for something more than getting groceries? They have to let everyone know they tow a lawn mower with the ridiculously large truck.

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    • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

      Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

      It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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      I had an uncle that would quite literally do that and throw the hitch(es) into the bed of the truck every single time he walked through a parking lot. If he had to do that to multiple trucks before getting to the store so be it.

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        They're empty and almost every tow hitch is rusty. I think if they're used the rust would get knocked off and they'd be shiny, like the one back there. They literally just buy trucks to make themselves feel manly, I guess because they can't any other way. Then they never use it for any of the things they argue people need trucks for.

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        You’re backwards. The rusty ones are the ones getting used because the load and weight cause friction that takes the chrome coating off, exposing the underlying metal to the elements that cause rust.

        Normally you grease the ball to keep it from getting bad, but a lot of people don’t keep up with that part.

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          You’re backwards. The rusty ones are the ones getting used because the load and weight cause friction that takes the chrome coating off, exposing the underlying metal to the elements that cause rust.

          Normally you grease the ball to keep it from getting bad, but a lot of people don’t keep up with that part.

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          Because I fucking hated getting grease all over my hands, pants from accidental brushing, and just everywhere else. The rusty ball still works for more than 20 years, so I took the tradeoff.

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            I had an uncle that would quite literally do that and throw the hitch(es) into the bed of the truck every single time he walked through a parking lot. If he had to do that to multiple trucks before getting to the store so be it.

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            Good man.

            I do the same, but with bicycle lights that people have left on. I know how annoying it is to find your battery empty.

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              Make a habit of removing their tow hitches so you can get past.

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              And there’s a convenient truck bed right there to deposit it into.

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                this is such a stupidly pathetic insult that really just pisses me off to no end when people say it. hell it's not even an insult, it's just stupid and always has been.. might as well just make fun of people for skin colour and gender.

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                It was always about making fun of insecure masculinity, which is a very outsized problem in our current moment. But I do think you're right and I'll start calling out that instead. ✌️

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                  Most places it illegal to have them on when not in use. Most people leave them on as a form of crash protection, like in a parking lot.

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                  I'm sure it depends if you are living in a city that is run by chuds.

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                    I'm sure it depends if you are living in a city that is run by chuds.

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                    Yeah though I imagine we disagree on who the chud is or why. Selfishness isn't patriotism or freedom bud.

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                      Is it illegal to own a sedan there?

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                      Basically yes. Their emissions laws are written so that bigger cars can produce more CO2 and other emissions. So small cars are not viable while large cars are barely regulated.

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                        My buddy uses "gender affirming vehicle" all the time. 😆

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                        I've also heard "mall terrain vehicle"

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                        • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                          Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

                          It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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                          There's got to be some meth-head scrappers that need this information.

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                          • halcyoncmdr@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                            Those aren't a choice. Driving a pavement princess 100% is.

                            They usually try to justify it with the loose excuse of hauling or towing things, that they do maybe twice a year. It's pathetic.

                            The ones that actually get used regularly for their design are obvious, because they're beat up from use. And from my experience, they also tend to be the ones that don't park like this. Likely because backing in means you can't actually load anything in the bed.

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                            I don't give a damn about the trucks/drivers. Insult them all you want. don't use body parts as insults. it's no different then using skin color, or saying someone is a lesser human because they have small tits or if their balding they are a weak human..

                            they are bad insults that make innocent people feel inferior for no reason.

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                              And I'm sick and tired of people like you. The person that buys a crappy truck like that usually is scared of not being masculine enough. These people aren't insulted by witty comments, they're insulted by childish things like smol pipi, or calling them gay, or calling them princess (essentially calling them women). I like to believe that the majority of users on Lemmy know these aren't actual insults, but if it hurts the feelings of these disgusting people, then I'm all for it. So get off your high horse and throw the most fucking childish things at these fragile men.

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                              and...make fun of them. have at it. that's not my issue

                              don't make fun of people with small dicks because it makes innocent people feel like shit for no reason about something they can't control. hence my comment about might as well start using skin color as an insult, or small tits, or being bald. it's NOT a good way to insult people

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                                Because it’s literally impossible for these assholes to fit their unnecessary behemoths into a real parking spot. The same people who own these complain about parking spots being small, parking garage ceilings being too low, and gas being too expensive. They act like it’s society’s fault. Fucking chuds

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                                I was at a family party where this guy with the largest pickup I'd ever seen constantly complained about how expensive gas was and how it was Biden's fault. It quickly became apparent that he only drove the thing the hour drive back and forth from his office job. Truck looked like new despite being a couple years old, save for highway tire wear.

                                Why on earth does he think we should all subsidize his absurd and impractical vehicle's fuel? And I'm sure he complains about entitled people on welfare.

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  this is such a stupidly pathetic insult that really just pisses me off to no end when people say it. hell it's not even an insult, it's just stupid and always has been.. might as well just make fun of people for skin colour and gender.

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                                  it's not even an insult, it's just stupid and always has been

                                  I agree with you.

                                  But you know who doesn't agree with us? Aggressive hateful bigoted trumper assholes. And when you throw such a non-insult their way, it is their own hate and prejudice that turns it into something they take as an insult. At best it shines a light on the shitty attitude by turning it against the wielder, and at worst it gives the targets of their shit a little catharsis.

                                  Even with the more tame versions, like "emotional support truck," I assume we agree that a person who needs and responds well to an emotional support animal are not bad people. But you know who loves to assume that anything like that is a some kind of character flaw? Aggressive hateful bigoted trumper assholes. 🙂

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                                    I don’t see any “ai-looking” things in this pic. Each hitch belongs to a truck. There are all sorts of shapes, but walk through the average Walmart parking lot and you’ll see them all.

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                                    1. The nearest two hitches are pixel-perfect square to the camera.
                                    2. The tailpipe on the first truck on the right melts into a smudge.
                                    3. There is almost no detail in the concrete even though all the trucks are in sharp focus.
                                    4. All shadows have an ethereal quality and the light seems to have an inconsistent directionality.
                                    5. The ball on the white truck melts into the white line behind it.
                                    6. The green truck behind the white truck has a fender that seems to melt into a wheel.
                                    7. The box on the orange truck on the left seems to be about 3' deep.
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                                    • machinist@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                      Hate those fucken assholes. Pavement princess driving motherfuckers.

                                      It literally takes less than 30 seconds to bend down, pull the cotter clip, pull the pin, and toss the hitch end in the bed. Saves the shins and kneecaps of yourself and everyone else.

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                                      Knew someone who deliberately left it out because they thought it would help mitigate someone nudging into their backend.

                                      To their credit, it actually worked once, someone got a hitch sized hole in their front bumper for a low speed collision.

                                      On the other hand, this person also kept banging their own shin on their tow hitch... But they thought it was worth it anyway...

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                                        If this is the same picture I saw years ago. This is from a farm college. So they kinda need the toe hooks.

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                                        Toe hooks huh... Must be some big feet....

                                        But even with or without hitches, their rear ends are intruding beyond their parking spots. I know that's also a challenge with these long ass trucks, but if it were a lot designed specifically for this demographic, it should have the spots appropriate.

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                                          I'm no expert, but I'm not saying it's stop the rust, just rub it off. Rust is a thin layer on the outside, and it comes off really easily. I assume actually hooking up a trailer and using it on occasion would wear the rust off (for a little while). I could be totally wrong though.

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                                          I can confirm that scraping the balls causes rust way faster than it might scrape off. If you see glossy balls, they are likely never used.

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