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Trump urges Americans to work harder despite spending 22% of term golfing

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      Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

      Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

      Dude is in over his head.

      The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

      He is not looking healthy

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        Frankly, I'd really rather that the Irish Star not encourage him to be spending more time making policy.

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          For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

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            https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/

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              https://didtrumpgolftoday.com/

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              And it has a TACO index. Perfect. xD

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                Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

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                  Given how worker production increasing over time and pay for said production have not stood in line with each other I think I’d rather not.

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                    Look at that 275lb (320?) bag of piss wrapped up in a cheap looking 10k suit shitting his pants. Nubby little fingers. Weird nubby mushroom member (this is from a a legal deposition)

                    Clearly demented and so insecure he can’t even ask for help.

                    Dude is in over his head.

                    The stress is gonna kill him. He knows it that’s why he’s not working.

                    He is not looking healthy

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                    If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.

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                      For anyone keeping count, that's about a day and a half per week.

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                      They did the math!

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                        Incentivize it, you living malediction. Expand healthcare to allow more hours, increase overtime pay, make it easier to start a business, personally turn a few billionaires into pulp within a massive stadium housing solely seats, cameras, screens, a long spool of rope, and a single woodchipper. Frankly, these aren’t big asks.

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                        I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.

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                          Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC

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                            I hate articles like this. You know weekends are 28% of days right? Can we report on real crazy shit Trump has done instead of these performative outrages?

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                              If he's angry, he doesn't look that bad. If he's just listening, he doesn't look great, almost deflated looking.

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                              If he's just pretending* to listen

                              Ftfy. Everyone knows he never listens.

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                                I thought the amount of time he golfs would be higher. Every time he golfs we pay the taco when he stays at his properties.

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                                  I think one of those industrial grinders that grind up engines and stuff would be even better. Just run it at extra slow speed as you lower them in.

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                                  Nah, keep the machine at full speed, but definitely slowly feed them into it.

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                                    He can suck my dick.

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                                      I hate articles like this. You know weekends are 28% of days right? Can we report on real crazy shit Trump has done instead of these performative outrages?

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                                      No, I don’t think so.

                                      Biden golfed a total of nine times.

                                      Obama spent 3% of his time golfing.

                                      Trump, 22-25%, depending on the source.

                                      This is crazy shit, a dictator stating people should work harder while spending 1/4th of his time on the course. The presidency isn’f supposed to get weekends off.

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                                        He can suck my dick.

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                                        he'd enjoy that. I'm not sure you would though.

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                                          He can suck my dick.

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                                          If I were you, I'd rather not 😂

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