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    What's with the switching back and forth between "you" and "u"? Either one is fine but pick one and go with it.

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      I'm listening

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      I guess take a Viagra before heading over

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        I'm listening

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        Strategically placed socks

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          Shit, I don't even wear pants in my home

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          even when guests are there?

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            Trainousers

            Is that some kind of dinosaur? Trainosaurus?

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            Slaps top of trainosauraus

            The pioneers use to get run on by these guys for miles

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              even when guests are there?

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              Guests, you say?

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                Only works if you're a show-er though

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                Or erect

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                  one knows that one must do it to another

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                    even when guests are there?

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                    Especially when guests are there.

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                      Guests, you say?

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                      To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an "especcially then" but i currently have an excess of weird energy)

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                        Strategically placed socks

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                        Or bring a box

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                          I guess take a Viagra before heading over

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                          You'll still need to fluff it

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                            I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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                              Or bring a box

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                              Cut a hole in the box

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                                Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                                  Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                                  Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

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                                    Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

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                                    If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                                      Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                                      Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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                                        If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                                        Same. I'm not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it's not too bad.

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                                          Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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                                          We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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