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  • little8lost@lemmy.worldL [email protected]

    even when guests are there?

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    Guests, you say?

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      Only works if you're a show-er though

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      Or erect

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        one knows that one must do it to another

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          even when guests are there?

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          Especially when guests are there.

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            Guests, you say?

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            To be honest, i wanted a different answer but that one is legit and reasonable and stuff (i hope for an "especcially then" but i currently have an excess of weird energy)

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              Strategically placed socks

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              Or bring a box

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                I guess take a Viagra before heading over

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                You'll still need to fluff it

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                  I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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                    Or bring a box

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                    Cut a hole in the box

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                      Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                        Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                        Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

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                          Do you actually wear shoes in your house?

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                          If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                            Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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                            Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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                              If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                              Same. I'm not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it's not too bad.

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                                Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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                                We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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                                  He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

                                  In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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                                    Why do I kinda want a pair

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                                      Cut a hole in the box

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                                      And that's the way you do it!

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                                        I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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                                        Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                                          This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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