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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    Sent this to my friend who does the no shoes in the house thing. "Me, next time I come over." 🤣

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    Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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      If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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      Same. I'm not used to putting on shoes by the door. But we clean regularly so it's not too bad.

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        Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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        We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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          He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

          In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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            Why do I kinda want a pair

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              Cut a hole in the box

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              And that's the way you do it!

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                I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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                Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                  This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                    This feels special...

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                      This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                        This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                        This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                          We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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                          Oh, well then, carry on lol

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                            This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                            Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

                            Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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                              He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

                              In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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                              So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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                                Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                                UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                                  UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                                  "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                                    "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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                                      "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                                      Ah, yes, that's the joke.

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                                        This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                                        Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                                          Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                                          Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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