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    Careful with underlying messages. One time I told a friend a certain song reminded me of him, but he took it the wrong way because of the lyrics when I actually meant that the rhythm fit their style. Hopefully your friend doesn't think you're crushing on them. šŸ˜‚

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    We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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      He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

      In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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        Why do I kinda want a pair

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          Cut a hole in the box

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          And that's the way you do it!

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            I think shants is correct. My friend and I refer to the shoe/tights combo worn by a lot of Star Trek aliens in OS and TNG as 'shights'.

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            Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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              This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                This feels special...

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                  This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                    This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                    This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                      We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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                      Oh, well then, carry on lol

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                        This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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                        Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

                        Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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                          He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

                          In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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                          So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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                            Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                            UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                              UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                              "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                                "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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                                  "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                                  Ah, yes, that's the joke.

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                                    This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                                    Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                                      Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                                      Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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                                        What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                                          This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                                          Shh, let's keep them innocent.

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