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    This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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      This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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      This post is not about keeping shoes on

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        We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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        Oh, well then, carry on lol

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          This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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          Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

          Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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            He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

            In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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            So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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              Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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              UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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                "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                  "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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                    "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                    Ah, yes, that's the joke.

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                      This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                      Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                        Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                        Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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                          What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                            This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                            Shh, let's keep them innocent.

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                              Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                              whit are ye weirin?

                              shites

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                                What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                                People from the u.s.

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                                  People from the u.s.

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                                  why not just eat off the floor at that point?

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                                    Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

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                                      If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                                      Where do you keep your shoes?

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                                        you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

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                                          This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                                          It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

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