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  • T [email protected]

    This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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    This post is not about keeping shoes on

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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      Oh, well then, carry on lol

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        This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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        Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

        Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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          He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

          In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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          So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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            Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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            UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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              UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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              "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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                • B [email protected]

                  "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                  Ah, yes, that's the joke.

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                    This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                    Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                      Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                      Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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                        What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                          This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                          Shh, let's keep them innocent.

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                            Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                            whit are ye weirin?

                            shites

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                              What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                              People from the u.s.

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                                People from the u.s.

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                                why not just eat off the floor at that point?

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                                  Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                    If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                                    Where do you keep your shoes?

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                                      you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

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                                        This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                                        It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

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                                          Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

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