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  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

    We're special friends who cuddle naked 😌

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    Oh, well then, carry on lol

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      This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

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      Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

      Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

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        He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

        In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

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        So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

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          Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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          UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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            UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

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            "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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              "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

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                "Shite" is slang for "shit"

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                Ah, yes, that's the joke.

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                  This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

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                  Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                    Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

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                    Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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                      What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                        This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                        Shh, let's keep them innocent.

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                          Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

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                          whit are ye weirin?

                          shites

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                            What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

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                            People from the u.s.

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                              People from the u.s.

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                              why not just eat off the floor at that point?

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                                Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

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                                  Where do you keep your shoes?

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                                    you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

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                                      This post is not about keeping shoes on

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                                      It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

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                                        Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

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                                          Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

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                                          Boooooooooo!!!

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