Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Lemmy Shitpost
  3. Lifehack

Lifehack

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
lemmyshitpost
61 Posts 40 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • T [email protected]

    This may be the finest example of a combination of psychological and physical birth control that I have ever seen. If taking off your shoes indoors is that much of a barrier to you in your life. You deserve to remain single.

    Z This user is from outside of this forum
    Z This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote last edited by
    #39

    Agreed, I once knew a few people who kept them on indoors and their floors looked as appetising as you'd imagine, especially the carpets.

    Maybe it's a way of accelerating natural selection. If you survive having direct skin contact with the carpet, you'd be the chosen one or something like that.

    1 Reply Last reply
    2
    • S [email protected]

      He must be a fellow JoJo enjoyer.

      In part 6 jotaros pants are also his shoes

      Z This user is from outside of this forum
      Z This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote last edited by
      #40

      So technically, Jotaro doesn't wear trousers in part 6, just shoes.

      1 Reply Last reply
      1
      • B [email protected]

        Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

        D This user is from outside of this forum
        D This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote last edited by
        #41

        UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

        B 1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • D [email protected]

          UK but not Scotland. Don't tell me shights are a thing?

          B This user is from outside of this forum
          B This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote last edited by
          #42

          "Shite" is slang for "shit"

          D 1 Reply Last reply
          1
          • Z [email protected]
            This post did not contain any content.
            A This user is from outside of this forum
            A This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote last edited by
            #43

            "Alright hear me out: What if shoes were pants?"

            1 Reply Last reply
            4
            • B [email protected]

              "Shite" is slang for "shit"

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote last edited by
              #44

              Ah, yes, that's the joke.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • T [email protected]

                This guy has probably gotten laid more times than me. Just saying.

                cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC This user is from outside of this forum
                cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote last edited by
                #45

                Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

                S 1 Reply Last reply
                3
                • cows_are_underrated@feddit.orgC [email protected]

                  Same for Me. Which isn't hard at all if I think about it.

                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  S This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote last edited by
                  #46

                  Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

                  D 1 Reply Last reply
                  13
                  • Z [email protected]
                    This post did not contain any content.
                    K This user is from outside of this forum
                    K This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote last edited by
                    #47

                    What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

                    C 1 Reply Last reply
                    19
                    • B [email protected]

                      This post is not about keeping shoes on

                      Z This user is from outside of this forum
                      Z This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote last edited by
                      #48

                      Shh, let's keep them innocent.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      1
                      • B [email protected]

                        Scots would find that hilarious, as I'm writing it I realised maybe you are yourself from scotland

                        kspatlas@sopuli.xyzK This user is from outside of this forum
                        kspatlas@sopuli.xyzK This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote last edited by
                        #49

                        whit are ye weirin?

                        shites

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • K [email protected]

                          What kind of fucking savage wears shoes inside?

                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote last edited by
                          #50

                          People from the u.s.

                          K 1 Reply Last reply
                          5
                          • C [email protected]

                            People from the u.s.

                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            K This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote last edited by
                            #51

                            why not just eat off the floor at that point?

                            C 1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • Z [email protected]
                              This post did not contain any content.
                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              A This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote last edited by
                              #52

                              Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

                              spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS W 2 Replies Last reply
                              8
                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                If I am entering or leaving, yeah.

                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                A This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote last edited by
                                #53

                                Where do you keep your shoes?

                                rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.comR 1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • Z [email protected]
                                  This post did not contain any content.
                                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                                  P This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #54

                                  you don't wash your ass, you don't take off your shoes inside... it's funny how this disgusting culture treats itself as civilized and other cultures as savages

                                  1 Reply Last reply
                                  4
                                  • B [email protected]

                                    This post is not about keeping shoes on

                                    tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #55

                                    It is, though. You wouldn't make fun of people wanting to take your shoes off if you didn't think it's moronic to keep your shoes on when inside.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • Z [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      tuuktuuk@sopuli.xyzT This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #56

                                      Congratulations. You're going to get to wear whatever pants or skirt she has at home that will fit you!

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      1
                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Well there's your problem. It helps to be hard.

                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        D This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #57

                                        Boooooooooo!!!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • A [email protected]

                                          Wait. Do Americans really wear shoes inside their homes? I kinda thought that was a meme like how gardening is illegal in New Zealand.

                                          spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          spicehoarder@lemmy.zipS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #58

                                          Anyone making more than $100k and less than $20k takes their shoes off at the door.

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups