From the trailer of Wolfenstein: The New Order (2014)
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I remember when I was a kid, people used to say "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. One has a yum yum, the other has a penis!"
At no point were nazis involved.
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... what?
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Well, in the sequel "The New Colossus" they made it to mercury.
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This is the correct response.
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Guy looks kinda like he's wearing a jacket with a gap at the waist. That would totally not work. You can't have a gap that lets air out. The Apollo suits were one piece designs; two piece with a hard shell locking waist ring came later.
We're talking nowadays about compression suits that are only inflated around the head and maybe some upper body. Those would help a lot with mobility, but nothing like that has been deployed yet.
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Yes, the New Order was great. But for me the New Colossus was the best Nazi killing I ever experienced in a game.
The moment you finally murder the shit out of Frau Engel is burned into my memory.
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yum yum
u wot m8?
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I think you're seeing one of the tubes, if you zoom in, the "jacket" look disappeared for me
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Watch /r/BanVideoGames steal this and claim all gamers are nazis and stuff
(Ik that subreddit is satire but still, if they actually do it I'm bursting on laughter)
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Fittingly enough, that's SO close to the latter half of the chorus of Alice Cooper's 1991 banger Might As Well Be On Mars:
Oh, can you feel me so close
And yet so far
Baby, I might as well be on Mars -
That game mentally scarred me. I hated nazis before and I really hated them after.
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Wanted to upvote but count is at 161.
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I just tried new colossus yesterday, actually, and I was surprised how big of a dive the writing took compared to the first game, I had to stop when the resistance guy bursts out of bathroom during that really forced emotional scene in the sub.
I loved the first game and the old blood dlc, so was a bit of a bummer
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give it more time
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That's already hours in, and it was only getting more ridiculous. I had a looksee at Yatzhee's old review of it, and he confirmed my feelings on it, and said it got even worse later. I may watch a let's play of it at some point, but I just wasn't having fun, so I'm unlikely to pick it up again, honestly.
