What is your favourite video game quote?
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"Why'd I give you so much money for a taco? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAZY!!!!"
Crazy Dave
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"The right person in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world" - Half Life 2
The creepy gait of his voice gives me goosebumps every time.
DI fer Ence intheworld
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"Here come the test results: 'You are a horrible person'. That's what it says, 'a horrible person'. We weren't even testing for that!"
“Oh, It’s you.”
Never thought a robot could throw so much shade with just three words.
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You must construct additional pylons.
Words to live by.
Followed by your own words of “oh shit, oh shit” when there’s also an incoming Zerg rush at the same time
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.
It was my job to take care of you. We were supposed to take care of each other. And we did
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Brass broiler from Conker‘s Bad Fur Day "Balls of brass, sir. Polished to the nth degree!"
My favourites from that :
"Stupid bastard hasn't even got a neck" after the pitchfork is bullied to a suicide attempt and they're still taking the piss while he's hanging.
"Hey Barry, looks like one of them squirrels, let's go kick the shit out of him" - dung beetles, unprompted.
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.
It was my job to take care of you. We were supposed to take care of each other. And we did
I recognize Halo 4, but what's the first one ? reminds me of the haitian man in Limits of Control : The universe has no border. No end either. Reality is arbitrary (from memory)
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"For England, James?”
Ok technically he doesn't say it but I definitely hear it in my head
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I AM DAVIAN THULE AND I SHALL BE YOUR DEATH
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself sad. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov fucked him over personally with his socio-economic theory. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
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All your base are belong to us.
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"Dear humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Avery Johnson
Back in my day we only had one Johnson quote, and we had to share the quote.
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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"You're not what I expected. You've earned my trust."
is the one I say the most, followed very closely by
"How I mine for fish?"
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
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Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!
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That one is also one of my favorites. Pure gold! -
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“Did you just say 'nerd'?"
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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
Overblown character with little substance who you literally only see like 3 times in the campaign, dies midway through, and isn't even the main villain.
Massively overhyped.
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Watch those wrist rockets
Ow! Was it something I said?!?!?
