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    Return to Analog!

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      I rented a car, a Mercedes B class or something

      Everytime I started it, it would ask me to sign up for some bullshit Mercedes service
      Half the features of the car were disabled due to requiring subscriptions

      I will NEVER buy that car nor rent it ever again

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      the fuck, which features?

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        I like my washer and dryer being connected. I can load it in the evening a set my Home Assistant to start it when the price on power is low.

        The other things I agree with

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        I would like em too, but only if they allowed local only without any accounts beforehand.

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          I bought a fan the other day, cause it warm. Cheap as I could find. Plug the thing onto the wall, can't figure out how to get it working. Read the manual: I need an app. I download the app, logged in with Facebook (had to create a Facebook account, for I had none. It was the only option), filled a form with my information, agreed to the Terms of Services and Privacy Policy. Gave it location access, to connect to the fan. It needed a few other permissions, which I had to give it. Now I can turn the fan on and off, from my phone (the fan has none). I can set a direction, turn the spinning on or off. Set the RGB light colours. I can even give it an image, and it'll display on the fan as it spins (probably why they demand entire system file access). I can even turn it on and off from the Quick Settings Tile. And make some changes from there as well. All in all, I must say, this fan is defin

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          I wouldn’t even return that, I’d straight up get physical with it

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            After trying to get my new automated kitty litter box working with a POS app that can't sync with the poop machine and the PM can't connect to my 5 GHz wireless network (only 2.4 GHz) nor does it have any way to enter the password for said network I have resorted to deleting the app and just pushing two physical buttons in sequence on the PM twice daily to clean the litter area.

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              After trying to get my new automated kitty litter box working with a POS app that can't sync with the poop machine and the PM can't connect to my 5 GHz wireless network (only 2.4 GHz) nor does it have any way to enter the password for said network I have resorted to deleting the app and just pushing two physical buttons in sequence on the PM twice daily to clean the litter area.

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              Me too, I gave up on the app. It's easier to just push the button on the machine. Hate things that need an app. Also hate having an account to use everything.

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                It used to be that when i got a new video game for Christmas, i could just put it into the GameCube/PS2 and play it. No need to wait for everyone to also try and download the 40gb update that morning.

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                Every time I have to wait for a 10 year old game to "update" I want to murder whoever is responsible.

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                  Looks like the fan hopped up and murdered OP before he could finish his post.

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                  Now THAT'S a Pixar movie I'd watch ...

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                    Every time I have to wait for a 10 year old game to "update" I want to murder whoever is responsible.

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                    Download size: 200 MB

                    "Oh, maybe this will be quick and I'll actually be able to play tonight."

                    Download complete. Patching files: 0.0/200 GB

                    "Never mind."

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                      Download size: 200 MB

                      "Oh, maybe this will be quick and I'll actually be able to play tonight."

                      Download complete. Patching files: 0.0/200 GB

                      "Never mind."

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                      First world PTSD intensifies

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                        I went to a coffee shop yesterday that tried to tell me they only accepted orders through their app. I almost walked out, until the finally poured my coffee, but continued to give me shit about it, "ok but next time you have to use the app"

                        "Yea no. There will be no next time."

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                        "It's a work phone. I'm not allowed to install apps."

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                          Yeah. It's straight fire.

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                          This describes my reality nowadays.

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                            the fuck, which features?

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                            My guess would be heated seats and driver aids.

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                              Looks like the fan hopped up and murdered OP before he could finish his post.

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                              Don't worry, she fine

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                                Ngl sounds like expensive ass fan

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                                The Bluetooth speaker at the centre of the fan totally make up for the cost

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                                  This fan of yours sounds fucking terrible, bud.

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                                  Hey, the fan's not horrible. The fan is actually very nice and friendly. You'd know if you ever got to chat to it

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                                    I wouldn’t even return that, I’d straight up get physical with it

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                                    Hmmmmm… what'd you have in mind, $username?

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                                      I helped my dad install a new dumb thermostat last winter. We just had to drill a couple of new holes to mount it, and moved the wires over. Boom,there was heat again. I thought about how much of a pain in the ass it was to get my Ecobee working, and how refreshing it was to just have something work immediately.

                                      It's a very similar feeling to playing my GameBoy Color again after messing around with retro gaming linux handhelds. You just turn it on and play, then just turn it off. No boot sequences, no emulator settings to tweak. No SD card corruption that ruins your game library. Just on and off.

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                                        Now THAT'S a Pixar movie I'd watch ...

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                                        Like Rubber but with a killer fan. Maybe a Big Ass Fan branded machine. On wheels.

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                                          There's an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode for exactly this situation

                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzb355qT8RI

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                                          It's so good. Best of theirs in a long time.

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