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  • asbestos@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

    the fuck, which features?

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    My guess would be heated seats and driver aids.

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      Looks like the fan hopped up and murdered OP before he could finish his post.

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      Don't worry, she fine

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        Ngl sounds like expensive ass fan

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        The Bluetooth speaker at the centre of the fan totally make up for the cost

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          This fan of yours sounds fucking terrible, bud.

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          Hey, the fan's not horrible. The fan is actually very nice and friendly. You'd know if you ever got to chat to it

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          • asbestos@lemmy.worldA [email protected]

            I wouldn’t even return that, I’d straight up get physical with it

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            Hmmmmm… what'd you have in mind, $username?

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              I helped my dad install a new dumb thermostat last winter. We just had to drill a couple of new holes to mount it, and moved the wires over. Boom,there was heat again. I thought about how much of a pain in the ass it was to get my Ecobee working, and how refreshing it was to just have something work immediately.

              It's a very similar feeling to playing my GameBoy Color again after messing around with retro gaming linux handhelds. You just turn it on and play, then just turn it off. No boot sequences, no emulator settings to tweak. No SD card corruption that ruins your game library. Just on and off.

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                Now THAT'S a Pixar movie I'd watch ...

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                Like Rubber but with a killer fan. Maybe a Big Ass Fan branded machine. On wheels.

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                • P [email protected]

                  There's an Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode for exactly this situation

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzb355qT8RI

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                  It's so good. Best of theirs in a long time.

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                  • reverendirreverence@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    After trying to get my new automated kitty litter box working with a POS app that can't sync with the poop machine and the PM can't connect to my 5 GHz wireless network (only 2.4 GHz) nor does it have any way to enter the password for said network I have resorted to deleting the app and just pushing two physical buttons in sequence on the PM twice daily to clean the litter area.

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                    The 5 ghz vs 2.4 is such a pain in the ass. As far as I can tell Android won't let you pick which to use so you can't be on the same network as the device, even with the same ssid.

                    You can have your router split the different frequencies into different named networks to make it work. But you shouldn't have to

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                      This is one of the reasons why I still only use wired headphones.

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                        I have my phone on me all the time. Still no way im using an app to order. The screens I can tolerate at fastfood joints because it gives me time to decide.

                        But if you can't be bothered to come to my table to ask what I want at a real restaurant, I can't be bothered to go to your > resturant.

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                        OP said coffee shop so I'm presuming it's not a real restaurant, and the app would facilitate ordering without queueing. Which I like. But I don't wanna download an app, I want to just sit down, scan a QR and pay with one of the cards stored in my phone. And obviously cash should still be a backup option. I can see why they might want to do away with card terminals though.

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                          how often is your electricity provider changing rate timing?

                          this could easily be done on the device itself with a timer/schedule

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                          Probably every hour with dynamic pricing.

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                            I bought a fan the other day, cause it warm. Cheap as I could find. Plug the thing onto the wall, can't figure out how to get it working. Read the manual: I need an app. I download the app, logged in with Facebook (had to create a Facebook account, for I had none. It was the only option), filled a form with my information, agreed to the Terms of Services and Privacy Policy. Gave it location access, to connect to the fan. It needed a few other permissions, which I had to give it. Now I can turn the fan on and off, from my phone (the fan has none). I can set a direction, turn the spinning on or off. Set the RGB light colours. I can even give it an image, and it'll display on the fan as it spins (probably why they demand entire system file access). I can even turn it on and off from the Quick Settings Tile. And make some changes from there as well. All in all, I must say, this fan is defin

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                            This was the cheapest fan you could find?

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                              I rented a car, a Mercedes B class or something

                              Everytime I started it, it would ask me to sign up for some bullshit Mercedes service
                              Half the features of the car were disabled due to requiring subscriptions

                              I will NEVER buy that car nor rent it ever again

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                              OP is now a proud BMW owner!

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                              • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Shit either has no buttons, with an capacitive touch surface, or if it has buttons, it's never immediate response, you have to press it for an extended amount of time.

                                it's fucking infuriating.

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                                Yes long press needs to be relegated to the most obscure functions of a device, not the main uses.

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                                  This was the cheapest fan you could find?

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                                  Yeah, that's just how it be these days. The damn thing comes cheap, but surprise, surprise, they charge ya for it l8ter. Like, the fan was cheap af. Unmatched by the competition. Almost free, for that price. But the cartridges? Those damn things will get me broke. If I knew ahead of time it would only work with their proprietary air, I would have looked for another option. Costs more upfront, but you end up saving overall

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                                    The 5 ghz vs 2.4 is such a pain in the ass. As far as I can tell Android won't let you pick which to use so you can't be on the same network as the device, even with the same ssid.

                                    You can have your router split the different frequencies into different named networks to make it work. But you shouldn't have to

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                                    Using them in the same name isn't that great either. These days you shouldn't ever need to connect to 2.4 is markedly slower

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                                      I went to a coffee shop yesterday that tried to tell me they only accepted orders through their app. I almost walked out, until the finally poured my coffee, but continued to give me shit about it, "ok but next time you have to use the app"

                                      "Yea no. There will be no next time."

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                                      Dennis??

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                                        I helped my dad install a new dumb thermostat last winter. We just had to drill a couple of new holes to mount it, and moved the wires over. Boom,there was heat again. I thought about how much of a pain in the ass it was to get my Ecobee working, and how refreshing it was to just have something work immediately.

                                        It's a very similar feeling to playing my GameBoy Color again after messing around with retro gaming linux handhelds. You just turn it on and play, then just turn it off. No boot sequences, no emulator settings to tweak. No SD card corruption that ruins your game library. Just on and off.

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                                        It's not comparable. Nintendo must have spent millions on developing the Game Boy, meanwhile retro handheld is a hobby project someone did over the quarter. Ever try to port and run an RTOS on those ARM chips? And port a mainstream Game Boy emulator to it? "What do you mean you have to have MMU support?Just work, damnit?"

                                        It doesn't work like that.

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                                          This is why I like hardware synthesizers

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