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      Im with you, I dont need my dishwasher to have WiFi and an account

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        I used a normal wired phone the other day.

        I picked it up and called people.

        It blew my mind.

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          This isn't a shit post IMO.

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            I'm road tripping through northern Europe. Staying at Airbnbs and every fucking tv is a smart tv and not one can I pick up a remote and start surfing channels. And if I find tv most of them are slow to react. So it's press ch+ wait 5 seconds on black screen see that it's in a language I don't know and press again.

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              I'm road tripping through northern Europe. Staying at Airbnbs and every fucking tv is a smart tv and not one can I pick up a remote and start surfing channels. And if I find tv most of them are slow to react. So it's press ch+ wait 5 seconds on black screen see that it's in a language I don't know and press again.

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              I carry a Fire TV stick with me that accesses my Jellyfin server. Just connect it to the internet and you're good to go.

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                Im with you, I dont need my dishwasher to have WiFi and an account

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                How else are you supposed to see the live stream from inside it, and get progress notifications and ads?

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                  This isn't a shit post IMO.

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                  Yeah. It's straight fire.

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                    Hello fellow old person. I too miss things that just work.

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                      I used a normal wired phone the other day.

                      I picked it up and called people.

                      It blew my mind.

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                      what the fuck is your mobile phone like? i just click the calls app and click the contact and bam i call the person

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                        you can still have this, you just have to not buy the shit things

                        the only thing i'm aware of that has no non-shit option anymore is TVs, but then who the fuck watches TV anymore?

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                          what the fuck is your mobile phone like? i just click the calls app and click the contact and bam i call the person

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                          No you don't understand, you can't do that anymore. Because um, everything is actually really bad and enshittified. Wait you bought a not-smart TV to avoid the wifi and ads and such? Um yeah you can't do that.. same with kitchen appliances and everything else. You HAVE to get the wifi version so you can complain online.

                          I had to watch a 45 minute ad to post this

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                            I love some connected devices, and own a LOT of them, but some things are just stupid. I don’t need my blender to be connected. Washer, dryer? Unless it’s going to move my laundry from one to the other, nope. Stove, wtf? I have to go stir anyway so who gives a crap.

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                              what the fuck is your mobile phone like? i just click the calls app and click the contact and bam i call the person

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                              The government uninstalled my phone app and punished me to only receive calls from spammers and old people.

                              I don't notice much of a change on the last part.

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                                I went to a coffee shop yesterday that tried to tell me they only accepted orders through their app. I almost walked out, until the finally poured my coffee, but continued to give me shit about it, "ok but next time you have to use the app"

                                "Yea no. There will be no next time."

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                                  It used to be that when i got a new video game for Christmas, i could just put it into the GameCube/PS2 and play it. No need to wait for everyone to also try and download the 40gb update that morning.

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                                    I went to a coffee shop yesterday that tried to tell me they only accepted orders through their app. I almost walked out, until the finally poured my coffee, but continued to give me shit about it, "ok but next time you have to use the app"

                                    "Yea no. There will be no next time."

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                                    A QR code and a website I could understand. But app? No.

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                                      Shit either has no buttons, with an capacitive touch surface, or if it has buttons, it's never immediate response, you have to press it for an extended amount of time.

                                      it's fucking infuriating.

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                                        what the fuck is your mobile phone like? i just click the calls app and click the contact and bam i call the person

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                                        click the calls app and click the contact

                                        Two things you don't have to do on a dedicated phone. I bet you had to unlock your phone first, too.

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                                          I bought a fan the other day, cause it warm. Cheap as I could find. Plug the thing onto the wall, can't figure out how to get it working. Read the manual: I need an app. I download the app, logged in with Facebook (had to create a Facebook account, for I had none. It was the only option), filled a form with my information, agreed to the Terms of Services and Privacy Policy. Gave it location access, to connect to the fan. It needed a few other permissions, which I had to give it. Now I can turn the fan on and off, from my phone (the fan has none). I can set a direction, turn the spinning on or off. Set the RGB light colours. I can even give it an image, and it'll display on the fan as it spins (probably why they demand entire system file access). I can even turn it on and off from the Quick Settings Tile. And make some changes from there as well. All in all, I must say, this fan is defin

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